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Posted: 4/30/2003 7:16:09 AM EDT
How about you guys? Will there be any arfcommers keeping me company?
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Looking at Energizer's avatar again? [devil]
Edited to add: I rest my case: Second Level of Hell - You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. View Quote Cool! Having Cleopatra and Helen of Troy around to [sex] can't be all bad, eh? |
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Sixth level- the City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. View Quote |
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hell..looks like i've got a tent space reserved in "Level 2" next to Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. [naughty]
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Third Level of Hell In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. View Quote |
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Quoted: hell..looks like i've got a tent space reserved in "Level 2" next to Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. [naughty] View Quote I was here first! Go screw someone else! [;)] |
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2nd Level. I am paying for my pre-marital transgressions apparantly.
I need to work up to the 1st level. Seems groovy. Limbo ain't bad. No torture, lots of smart dudes, rolling meadows. I can handle that. |
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I counted the NRA as a charity since I think they are non profit. Still got to the second level of hell though.
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Hey Silence see ya in level 6....
"Level 6 - The City of Dis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell." |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | High Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | Low Level 4 | High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html Damn I'm going to hell for lying. Or am I? |
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Quoted: Quoted: hell..looks like i've got a tent space reserved in "Level 2" next to Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. [naughty] View Quote I was here first! Go screw someone else! [;)] View Quote |
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I only made Purgatory [pissed]
Now I gotta go out, call a psychic, buy a whore, and pick a fight with a preist. Highest level wins right? |
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Purgatory for me, you chumps! [:D]
See where lying will get you! I mean, where it got me! Eric The(MightNotWorkOnJudgmentDay)Hun[>]:)] |
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Third Level of Hell here...
Damn you bastards who scored better than me! I oughtta trick you into trading places with me and then kill you and have sex with your wives... Ah damn! I just got sent down to the Sixth Level for that outburst... |
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Quoted: Purgatory for me, you chumps! [:D] See where lying will get you! I mean, where it got me! Eric The(MightNotWorkOnJudgmentDay)Hun[>]:)] View Quote No way man... no lawyer that I know of is getting in any higher than the sixth. [;)] |
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Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. View Quote Sucks to be me. At least it will on the 5th level of Hell. |
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Level|Who are sent there?|Score
Purgatory|Repenting Believers|Very Low Level 1 - Limbo|Virtuous Non-Believers|Low Level 2 |Lustful|Moderate Level 3 |Gluttonous|Low Level 4 |Prodigal and Avaricious|Low Level 5 |Wrathful and Gloomy|Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis|Heretics|Very Low Level 7 |Violent|Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge|Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers|Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus |Treacherous|Low Fifth level for me, too! I'm Wrathful and Gloomy! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: hell..looks like i've got a tent space reserved in "Level 2" next to Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. [naughty] View Quote I was here first! Go screw someone else! [;)] View Quote View Quote Deal! We'll just wash them out in the ocean between swaps! [devil] |
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. View Quote I'm screwed! |
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Second Level of Hell
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. |
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Fifth Level of Hell
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. I hope the flesh at least tastes good... |
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Quoted: Level|Who are sent there?|Score Purgatory|Repenting Believers|Very Low Level 1 - Limbo|Virtuous Non-Believers|Low Level 2 |Lustful|Moderate Level 3 |Gluttonous|Low Level 4 |Prodigal and Avaricious|Low Level 5 |Wrathful and Gloomy|Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis|Heretics|Extreme Level 7 |Violent|Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge|Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers|Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus |Treacherous|Low Fifth level for me, too! I'm Wrathful and Gloomy! View Quote Level six is actually extreme according to the website. Figures, that's where I'm headed. |
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Limbo [:D]
**edited to let you know what it's like. First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: hell..looks like i've got a tent space reserved in "Level 2" next to Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. [naughty] View Quote I was here first! Go screw someone else! [;)] View Quote View Quote Deal! We'll just wash them out in the ocean between swaps! [devil] View Quote Looks like I'll be joining you for an orgy...or would that put me into level 3? |
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Quoted: Damn! I'm currently roasting in the fifth level of hell! View Quote I'm right there with you, ed. |
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God damn,
I'm only going to make it to the seventh level. I thought I was doing better than that. Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level |
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It's the Lustful Second Level for me. Maybe Cleo and Helen will be up for a 3some.
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I earned Limbo.
Based on its description, it sounds pretty cool, all things considered. Good company abounds! I have to admit, for me, hell would be to be surrounded by people who dedicate their entire lives to bowing and scraping to a supreme being, not thinking for themselves, and doing exactly as they're ordered by a priest. Slavery, in a form. And I don't think heaven is like that. I think it is filled with people who ask questions, challenge assumptions, see reason, and understand that we're supposed to ask every question, find every answer, and explore every inch of this enormous universe. CJ |
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Purgatory
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. That's where I thought I was NOW! |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test [size=6] WOW! i sure screwed that up! [/size=6] The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | Low Level 4 | High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell! Fourth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. that doesn't sound so bad, it would be like bowling, and i could prolly kill the wolf thing, or at least set it on fire a lot. :) |
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Hm. Maybe some self-examination is in order.
Or maybe not[}:D] The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell! The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. View Quote WooHoo!!! Looks like the games are about to begin, you should know I don't believe in sharing, so you guys can all start your circle jerk now!![party] [:D] |
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1.Through God, all things are possible.
2.Do you masturbate often? Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? Do you look at pornography? Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? 3.A pimp is a good thing to be. Some people just deserve to die. In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. If I agree the part 1. makes the part 2. and 3rd part possible am I going to hell ? Purgatory for me, as that old dumbass Andy Rooney from 60 minutes used to say in that annoying voice " And why is that ? --------------------------------------------------Purgatory for me -----------------------------You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. [b]sweet[/b] I must be lying to myself and others |
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Sixth level.
"Lake of Fire swim team! Practice at 6-o'clock!" |
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2nd level, but with a high possibility of purgatory.......Helen of Troy, let me get my number [;D]
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burn in me you bastards!!!
i'm gonna go take that test now... 5th level here. what's with oral being in the same category with anal? oh well, at least it says there's naked people there..hopefully more chicks than dudes. |
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purgatory for me, too bad i do not believe in purgatory, guess i will just have to go to heaven then, oh well, i can deal with that
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7th level.
A little porn, pre-marital sex, violent movies, stealing, and no religious beliefs never hurt anyone. Since the 7th level is for warmongers, I'll make fun of Hitler's stupid little mustache for eternity! Av. |
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Quoted: what's with oral being in the same category with anal? oh well, at least it says there's naked people there..hopefully more chicks than dudes. View Quote Main Entry: sod·omy Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old French sodomie, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom; from the homosexual proclivities of the men of the city in Gen 19:1-11 Date: 13th century [red]1 : copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal 2 : noncoital and especially anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex[/red] |
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Quoted: Looking at Energizer's avatar again? View Quote I haqve a love/hate relationship with Energizers avitar as well. Looks like I'm not the only one. I love it cuz I'm a man and it's a beautiful pair........and a fantastic belly. I hate it because if I'm not careful looking and admiring beauty (no problem) turns to lust which is a problem. Sorry for the hijack. Purgatory for me, and I dont believe in purgatory. There is heaven or hell. |
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