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Posted: 1/22/2016 10:21:32 PM EDT
Boss called me this morning as I was leaving for work... My usual reaction to such behavior is WTF, what went wrong!? But instead it was an ask if I wanted to travel to New Zealand for work for a week.... the week after next. I said sure, hell yeah, sign me up.

No idea what area, not even really sure who the client is, but I do consulting for software related things, so I'll find out... I'm just going to presume relatively local to Auckland, but who knows.

I've never looked in to anything travel related there, but I do know they grow a lot of hops and I like beer, so there's that. I know they have a lot of pretty nature, but I have no idea. I'll probably only get a day or two free, and 20 hours of travel each way, so it is what it is, less asking what there is to do since I'll have limited time, but just things to know about visiting.

I know the zoo in Auckland has Tasmanian Devils so I may have to check them out

Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:34:18 PM EDT
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Watch out for ring wraiths, orcs and Shelob.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:40:15 PM EDT
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I've never been to New Zealand but I've known several people from there and they are the nicest people I've ever met.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:43:36 PM EDT
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Be careful of the sheep cartel.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:44:05 PM EDT
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Don't laugh at the natives.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:45:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:49:53 PM EDT
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they talk funny
there are more sheep there than people
you can buy a  silencer at the hardware store
they drive on the wrong side of the road
bum is your butt not a homeless person
fanny is vagina
dont call them English or Australian
Air NZ flies to Antarctica  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_New_Zealand_Flight_901
they have hot mud pools
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:52:55 PM EDT
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Slow down, say that again, in English this time please :)
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:53:39 PM EDT
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It's the most beautiful place I've ever seen, and you probably won't want to leave.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 10:56:35 PM EDT
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It's in the southern hemisphere and on the other side of the planet, so everything is upside down there.

Just be ready for that.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:02:02 PM EDT
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Slow down, say that again, in English this time please :)
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they talk funny
there are moire sheep there than people
you can buy a  silencer at the hardware store
they drive on the wrong side of the road
bum is your butt not a homeless person
fanny is vagina
dont call them English or Australian
Air NZ flies to Antarctica https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_New_Zealand_Flight_901
they have hot mud pools

Slow down, say that again, in English this time please :)


dont be tellin sheep jokes!!

US words and what they mean in NZ

rooting = fucking
fanny = vagina
bum = ass



Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:06:28 PM EDT
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You should watch the documentary films "Flight of the Concords" to gain an understanding of the New Zealand culture and peoples
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:06:59 PM EDT
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I'd be trying like hell to get in here and talk to a bunch of the artisans.
No idea where they are exactly, but I'd find out.

http://thevintageaviator.co.nz/



Probably a crapload of outdoor adventure stuff to do there too.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:07:37 PM EDT
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or the worlds fastest indian

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412080/
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:16:21 PM EDT
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or the worlds fastest indian

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412080/
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or the worlds fastest indian

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412080/

Good movie, I actually rewatched that one 6 months or so ago, I'm kind of a car guys and that one always stuck with me
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:20:37 PM EDT
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Go drive 90 mile beach.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:28:56 PM EDT
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Enjoy!  I had a great month there many years back. I would love to do it again.

For best results, only spend a few days in Auckland. Go travel the island.
Link Posted: 1/22/2016 11:59:11 PM EDT
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So the toilets really swirl the wrong way?
Link Posted: 1/23/2016 12:44:11 AM EDT
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So the toilets really swirl the wrong way?
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It's in the southern hemisphere and on the other side of the planet, so everything is upside down there.

Just be ready for that.

So the toilets really swirl the wrong way?


Nope, well, perhaps if they were built that way.

Drink the water, breathe the air, eat the food. Even American franchise restraunts have better food there than in this country.

Try to see the west coast of the South Island if you can. The scenery is heart stopping. Accents can be a little hard to understand.

Spent the first ten years of my life there. I gotta go back.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 12:44:22 AM EDT
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Awaiting final destination update.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:00:01 AM EDT
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They have terrific hunting there, don't they?
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:01:29 AM EDT
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Beautiful place, but fuck that flight.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:07:13 AM EDT
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The people were so dang nice........it was almost suspicious.  Really nice, polite, kind folks. We had a great time
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:08:26 AM EDT
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prostitution is legal, so you shouldn't get bored
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:12:01 AM EDT
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The original Zealand is where it's at.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:14:45 AM EDT
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Learn the haka, it's the normal business greeting.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:16:21 AM EDT
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introduce a nearly extinct critter to NZ and in a decade they will be an invasive pest.

The game there might not be the biggest critters. But there are never any shortages of things to shoot there.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:22:51 AM EDT
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My brother went there for work once, he had a TV ad shoot for Subaru in the summer and I guess they have snow there during "our" summer, anyway he said you drive down a rural road and residents run out to talk to you, cause they are bored and rarely see a new face.
eta: lotsa sheep
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:25:42 AM EDT
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Visit Mount Doom.


Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:27:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:37:18 AM EDT
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The liability laws are very limited, therefore, there are many cool "extreme" activities available. Bungy, caving, zip lines, canyoning, jet boats, etc. Lots of fun stuff.

You are going to have a great time.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:37:37 AM EDT
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I spent about 2 weeks on the south island in Christchurch.  If you go to Christchurch, PM me and I can tell you where to stay.  I could live there easily.  Nicest people on earth but they didn't appear to care for the Australians much.  Spent a day at Akaroa harbor, bought some jade, drank some good beer and had a great time.  Also went down to Timaru.  

Many areas I passed through really do look like the pics in National Geographic, it is beautiful.  The "All Blacks" rugby team is like religion, get the T shirt or jacket.  When they play, everyone is glued to the TV and radio.  I have nothing negative to say about it at all.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:46:24 AM EDT
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Thanks all, will update when I land, still don't have flight or hotel info, I should know on Monday where I'm going to be... They usually get us pretty nice places to stay...
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 1:47:55 AM EDT
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My father in law and his brother have been whitewater rafting there.  They both said that the water is damn cold, even in their summer.  Prettiest place they have ever been to with the nicest people.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:06:47 AM EDT
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Watch for Hobbits and earthquakes.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:11:02 AM EDT
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If you're into rabbit genocide, every easter in Otago they have a search and destroy competition.  Last year, the teams wacked 8500 bunnies in a 24  hour period

http://www.odt.co.nz/node/338194




Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:19:59 AM EDT
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FPNI
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Ah yes, a Lovely walk. This is the same place, with a similar view in summer.
[I know it is summer because there is no snow ]
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:48:32 AM EDT
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Just gotta go on the right airline.



Air New Zealand - they spoil you rotten.



Emirates Air is supposed to be pretty good, too.



 
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:50:31 AM EDT
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Is currently daylight until circa 2100hrs here, and you should pack specific to where you're going, the north and south island are very different weather wise.

If you're stuck in Auckland, you're not seeing New Zealand at all...
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:51:59 AM EDT
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Mind your head when visiting the shire. Hobbit ceilings are low.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 2:56:24 AM EDT
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My brother is heading out over there as well. In for updates.



ETA: Women folks?
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:03:29 AM EDT
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Out door adventure capital of the world.  No shit.  There for one week (south island)  went skiing, bungee jumping, glacier hiking, paragliding, jet boating, snowcapped riding at the antarctic center, and getting trashed at a bar while watching the All Blacks beat he Springboksi n the last minute in one of the most amazing sports games Iv ever seen,  all in a 5 day period.  Even their gun laws aren't horrible  (considering theit British influences).  I would move there tomorrow if I could get a job.  Amazing country with some of the friendliest people of  earth.  Just don't funk with the maories.  Seriously.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:04:18 AM EDT
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Rumor has it that if you speak nicely to them in Americanese,

their panties fall off.







 
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:06:52 AM EDT
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No women folks on this trip
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:12:36 AM EDT
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They have the world's best rugby team.
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:25:54 AM EDT
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Just gotta go on the right airline.

Air New Zealand - they spoil you rotten.

Emirates Air is supposed to be pretty good, too.
 
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Just gotta go on the right airline.

Air New Zealand - they spoil you rotten.

Emirates Air is supposed to be pretty good, too.
 



The Air New Zealand safety briefing is awesome!
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 3:42:57 AM EDT
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The all blacks?
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 10:15:18 AM EDT
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Yankee Zephyr
Link Posted: 1/24/2016 10:45:06 AM EDT
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Just got back from a short vacation. Most of the sites to see are fairly spread out so plan on a couple days if you plan on doing any site seeing. The geothermal springs and mud pits are pretty cool to look at.

Aukland is pretty easy to get around, but the traffic is horrible (the city is now twice the population is was designed for), so plan your hotel where you can walk.

As mentioned earlier, the people there are all super nice, and I never had a problem getting directions to places.

Business class flight lets you lay down, so the flight over and back wasn't bad, and I will NEVER fly jet star again (used them from Aukland to Sydney).
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