I got that call once. me: "well tell the dad congrats" her friend for her: "that's you". me: "well you better start calling some of the other guys she slept with too". her: "you are the only one it could be".
me: "they need a lot of money, maybe you shouldn't have it". her: "all they need is love".
Drama, drama, at the hospital, almost signed a birth certificate if she would have signed my hand written, non layer approve (nor would it have ever been) letter that just asked that she let me graduate before having to pay up. She wouldn't sign my BS doc so I didn't sign the birth certificate that could still be siphoning off money today.
She was a bit off and I knew she had some past threats on a daycare she worked at so told her if it was mine, I'd take it and they would give it to me with here past. She got scarred and wanted to get a lawyer to keep that from happening. I paid half, she paid half. Layer did not come through. Next she wanted a paternity test. Sweating bullets for the next couple of weeks. Day of results arrives. 99.99x~ percent chance I could not be the father. Perma smile for a good while. Wanted to call her and say a lot of things but never spoke to her again. Only saw her once after that, working as a checkout girl at a grocery store.
Did learn a two bit lawyer that answers his residence door in his underwear will return you money, cash, for services not rendered after the fact, right on the spot.
Feel bad for the kid and the next guy that received her call.