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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:53:40 PM EDT
[#1]
Haribo sugar free gummy bears.
A bottle of insanely hot pepper sauce. Arfcom membership (not <$20) |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:56:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Gift cards for everyone. Best if they are loaded pre paid visas so they can be used anywhere.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:56:43 PM EDT
[#3]
FPNI - sugar-free gummy bears.
ETA - one year an Indian coworker went home for thanksgiving, when he came back he had a whole bag full of white elephant paper weights for the office. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:57:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Batteries, with a tag that says "--gift not included."
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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:58:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2015 5:59:35 PM EDT
[#6]
.22 lr
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:00:15 PM EDT
[#7]
kangaroo nutsack
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:01:03 PM EDT
[#8]
Random (unidentifiable) magazine for a gun the recipient doesn't have.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:01:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Get the "Squatty Potty" as a gift.
Maybe a Penis Pump? |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:02:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Yellow Tall is always a good choice.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:02:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Obama Chiapet
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:09:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Extension ass wiper for really fat people-so you can reach real far back-
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:11:12 PM EDT
[#13]
FPNI - 5lb bag.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:13:33 PM EDT
[#14]
mini remote control helicopter
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:15:28 PM EDT
[#15]
I think some people don't understand what a white elephant gift is.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:15:43 PM EDT
[#16]
How about a pet rock?
White elephants are so fuggin stupid. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:15:48 PM EDT
[#17]
If you do the gummie bears or worms, leave them on your dash in the sun so they turn into gummie wad.
Go to the local head shop and get a bong, put flowers in it and pretend you don't know what it is. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:16:45 PM EDT
[#18]
penis-shaped gummy bears. Amazon carries them.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:17:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Go to a book outlet store. Find the corniest book or video possible. I did that once in 1997 or so, and found a Rico Suave VHS tape.
 RRRRRICO.... Suavayyyyy
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:21:17 PM EDT
[#20]
2 years ago at the height of the panic somebody threw a roughed-up GI mag into the White Elephant pile. Nearly caused a riot. You'd have thought it was a gold brick. Half the people were simply confused and the other half were fighting for it like hyenas.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:21:48 PM EDT
[#21]
A buck eye. No, not a buckeye, a buck eye.
When i was 14, we had a white elephant gift exchange amongst a number of families that were close friends. One of the gifts that someone brought was a frozen buck's eye that they kept from the previous years hunt, veins, tissue and nerves, all still happily attached and visible, nestled in a "custom" glazed clay container. This spectacular gift was left in the freezer for an entire year, preserved, specifically so that it could be wrapped up and foisted off on some unlucky bastard who would then be royally fucked because no one would want to trade for this disgusting, creepy, borderline vomit inducing "gift". I'll bet you'll never guess who that unlucky bastard was. 
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:31:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
A buck eye. No, not a buckeye, a buck eye. When i was 14, we had a white elephant gift exchange amongst a number of families that were close friends. One of the gifts that someone brought was a frozen buck's eye that they kept from the previous years hunt, veins, tissue and nerves, all still happily attached and visible, nestled in a "custom" glazed clay container. This spectacular gift was left in the freezer for an entire year, preserved, specifically so that it could be wrapped up and foisted off on some unlucky bastard who would then be royally fucked because no one would want to trade for this disgusting, creepy, borderline vomit inducing "gift". I'll bet you'll never guess who that unlucky bastard was. Dude, I'd have encased that in some Lucite and proudly displayed for life. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:34:54 PM EDT
[#23]
A used thigh master? Look at the good will stores.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:35:45 PM EDT
[#24]
Shake-Weights.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:41:31 PM EDT
[#25]
five gallon bucket of pickles from Sams
Pretty much any huge, bulk food item from Sams works |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:41:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Man Can. Sented candles for men, sents such as cigar, coffee, leather and so on.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:42:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I say you buy a White Elephant...
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:46:00 PM EDT
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.22 lr 10 rounds wont get you very far. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:47:28 PM EDT
[#29]
MREs
Go to a Chinese take-out place, buy one of their little plants / fountains / lanterns. Sometimes they have really goofy stuff. Same goes for the Asian grocery. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 6:58:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:00:14 PM EDT
[#31]
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Batteries, with a tag that says "--gift not included."  That is great.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:06:13 PM EDT
[#32]
For your favorite moderator!
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:09:52 PM EDT
[#33]
Truck nuts.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:10:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:11:20 PM EDT
[#35]
Paintings from Goodwill or similar.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:13:22 PM EDT
[#36]
Scratch off lotto tickets.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:14:25 PM EDT
[#37]
America already got Obama, why would you burden your co-workers any more?
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:20:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:23:51 PM EDT
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Scratch off lotto tickets. Guy at work brought a few to a Christmas party. Secretary won $500. He was kinda pissed. 
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:48:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:49:09 PM EDT
[#41]
I got a "make your own salami" kit. But it wasn't a white elephant gift.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 7:51:31 PM EDT
[#42]
Keep it way under $20 with these gift cards:
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Posted: 11/5/2015 9:46:33 PM EDT
[#43]
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For your favorite moderator! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_Q/TK5wz99XrVI/AAAAAAAAGSg/O0Av1kC-YM0/s1600/narwhal2.jpg I actually gave this about three years ago |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 9:54:20 PM EDT
[#44]
This was the bomb last year.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 10:26:07 PM EDT
[#45]
LED light bulbs will be my go to for every "wtf do we get for.....?" question this year.
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Posted: 11/5/2015 10:28:12 PM EDT
[#46]
How about a small stuffed white elephant?
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Posted: 11/5/2015 10:29:03 PM EDT
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Scratched off lotto tickets. |
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Posted: 11/5/2015 10:42:48 PM EDT
[#48]
$20 buys 3-4 decent cigars.
They always go over well. People want them for their NYE parties. |
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