They had one show where the guys went in to a small Chinese resturant.....with a paper bag with a fresh dog turd in it.
They quietly sat down and ordered some sort of soup. The little Chinese lady came by and placed soup in front of the three guys and left. When she was gone, they pulled out the bag and with chop sticks, placed a 4 inch chunk of turd in to the soup and flopped some noodles over it.
They then called the little lady back from the kitchen, and spooned up the wet turd chunk from the bottom of the bowl and asked the lady what it was. She looked at it....then looked closer and quickly said "Oooo...it bean."
The guy with the turd in his bowl said "I'm not sure it's a bean, looks kinda big doesn't it?" He then asked her to lean down and give it a sniff, he said it smelled kinda funny. She leaned over and smelled it and got a totally puzzled look on her face. The guy then cracked the turd chunk open with his spoon, and asked her to smell it again.
She grabbed the bowl and heading in to the kitchen for a second opinion. When she returned, she had the cook with her who was PISSED!
Anyway, at least that one was pretty hilarious. Gross, immature and repulsive...oh yeah. But funny.