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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:35:05 PM EDT
Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!).
http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/ 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:36:06 PM EDT
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Moron.
ETA: Florida is at it again. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:36:46 PM EDT
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Moron. Florida Man! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:04 PM EDT
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Oh, Florida. We love you.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:16 PM EDT
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Moron. ETA: Florida is at it again. Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, Florida. We love you.  |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:57 PM EDT
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I can tell that's fake by the pixels.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:38:45 PM EDT
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If it wasn't for Florida and politics, GD would be a ghost town.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:38:59 PM EDT
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I love how he turned and went down the right side with it. Yes, every billionaire I know would totally do that.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:39:10 PM EDT
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Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Moron. ETA: Florida is at it again. Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. He should have popped in a monocle and wrote trillion. Why? Why the fuck not? |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:23 PM EDT
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I love how he turned and went down the right side with it. Yes, every billionaire I know would totally do that. My paychecks are written in scientific notation. 9 zeros takes up way too much space. 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:26 PM EDT
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wth...
 "It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:34 PM EDT
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I think I know that guy.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:52 PM EDT
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I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once
No wonder he needed the money |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:25 PM EDT
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I don't know about you guys, but I would love eating some great Italian food wile looking at sharks.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Dang, bet he thought it was going to work out too.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:54 PM EDT
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Could be drugs, but looking at that face my money's on Sterno.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:42:29 PM EDT
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D*mn if he doesn't look like a cartoon drawn character.
 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:43:07 PM EDT
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Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious. No! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:43:49 PM EDT
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The tellers were "immediately suspicious", lol
Damn, beat by less than a minute! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:44:37 PM EDT
[#20]
It worked when I did it.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#21]
Bath salts, throwing stars and 83 billion is a damn good weekend
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:45:40 PM EDT
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Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Moron. ETA: Florida is at it again. Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. FIFY |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:46:28 PM EDT
[#23]
That's an awesome mugshot.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:48:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once No wonder he needed the money And he's still gonna have to stack the diners in like cordwood. 2.6 square feet each, and they haven't even allocated space for kitchens, restrooms, storage, etc., yet. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:48:34 PM EDT
[#25]
Smoke all the things!
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:48:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know about you guys, but I would love eating some great Italian food wile looking at sharks. I did that at Disneyworld. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:51:06 PM EDT
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In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:57:15 PM EDT
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In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail. Did he write a check for that?? |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:57:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Even with $100 bills, that withdrawal would weigh....3.68 tons.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:58:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:02:01 PM EDT
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lol
Stuppid is a hoax site by the way. Sorry. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:03:20 PM EDT
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If it wasn't for Florida and politics, GD would be a ghost town. ...and blacks, and gays. 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:04:03 PM EDT
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Moron. ETA: Florida is at it again. Yeah no shit. He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION. FIFY He looks like the type of guy that could use 36 bucks. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:04:24 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm impressed he got the number of zeros correct.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:04:41 PM EDT
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wth...
"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” LMAO! You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:08:06 PM EDT
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LMAO! You know you'd totally go to that restaurant! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wth...
"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” LMAO! You know you'd totally go to that restaurant! 30 million people underwater in an 80 million sq foot dive? That's 30 million corpses. I'll pass. I like breathing oxygen with my nitrogen. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:08:11 PM EDT
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LMAO! You know you'd totally go to that restaurant! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wth...
"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” LMAO! You know you'd totally go to that restaurant! Said that motherfucker was arrested in possession of 'Chinese throwing stars' and 'bath salts'....I didn't know that shit was still in vogue
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:14:35 PM EDT
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When does the restaurant open?
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:16:15 PM EDT
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Florida |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:16:54 PM EDT
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Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!). http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/ <a href="http://s756.photobucket.com/user/vanvideo/media/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx201/vanvideo/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg</a> The problem is he got greedy. Should have stopped at $368,000, but then decided to keep writing. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:18:16 PM EDT
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I don't know about you guys, but I would love eating some great Italian food wile looking at sharks. Sharks with frikkin' laser beams! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:20:03 PM EDT
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I liked his performance in Vegas Vacation. Sad to see him hit rock bottom.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:20:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!). http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/ http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx201/vanvideo/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg Small bills? |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:20:32 PM EDT
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Florida |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:21:32 PM EDT
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wth...
"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” I like it. Shows he's got dreams. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:31:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Floridalol like there are no  in TN. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:34:25 PM EDT
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I like it. Shows he's got dreams. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” I like it. Shows he's got dreams. Fucking Tito ! Always messing things up!
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:42:38 PM EDT
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Fucking Tito ! Always messing things up!
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"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” I like it. Shows he's got dreams. Fucking Tito ! Always messing things up!
Tito fucked up the Jackson 5 too. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:56:29 PM EDT
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Why is my satire meter pegged to max?
This is either a really bad Onion ripoff, or we have found the stupidest person on earth. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 6:00:19 PM EDT
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lol Stuppid is a hoax site by the way. Sorry. |
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