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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:49:39 PM EDT
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Cue the Yoda Farting Video....
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:49:57 PM EDT
[#2]
I think maybe you've put a little too much thought into this....
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:50:52 PM EDT
[#3]
He fights rebels in a rubber suit.
Really seals in the flavor. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:51:41 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
He fights rebels in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:53:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think maybe you've put a little too much thought into this.... Well, since discovering the Unified Theory of Gravity, I have a lot of free time to think. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:56:03 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't know why but this post cracked me up.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:58:50 PM EDT
[#7]
This is the best thing I have read all night!
On the other hand, screw you for ruining the originals for me! |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:04:18 AM EDT
[#8]
You sure have spent a lot of time thinking about this haven't you?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:07:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:19:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
He fights rebels in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor. Love that video |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:20:19 AM EDT
[#11]
"Luke, I am your father!"
(Loud, ass ripping death-fart). "Luke, I have killed you, I am sorry." |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:25:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Related question...
If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts. He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example. That would be a riot at parties. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:32:44 AM EDT
[#13]
the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:38:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home? Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon...  |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:13:26 AM EDT
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It would be funny if the emperor slapped an old fashioned stickup airfershener to Vaders ass during an executive meeting. And then forced choked anyone who laughed.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:25:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home? Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:30:59 AM EDT
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Related question... If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts. He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example. That would be a riot at parties. Lol. How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"? |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:34:09 AM EDT
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Vader had really bad breath.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:19:57 AM EDT
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Lol. How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Related question... If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts. He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example. That would be a riot at parties. Lol. How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"? better than force prostate massage |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:33:43 AM EDT
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