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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:57:47 PM EDT

I made Bimba a delicious shepherd's pie feast for dinner. I served her dinner together with a teaspoon of liquid fish oil. ( The fish oil is a supplement to keep her coat in top condition)

I left the teaspoon on the counter next to the kettle and shortly thereafter Crabby made some tea. She stirred her tea with the fishy teaspoon and when she drank her tea, she looked at me and said, "That's funny, this tea tastes a little odd"

I convinced her that she needed to buy better tea. I almost killed myself trying to stop myself from laughing. It's a good thing she did not realize that she had consumed the dog's supplement

Posted: 10/5/2014 11:01:41 PM EDT

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At least she should have shiny hair

Posted: 10/5/2014 11:04:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:05:00 PM EDT

[#3]

I mean sure, it's funny, until she starts licking herself.

Posted: 10/5/2014 11:06:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:08:00 PM EDT

[#5]

How bout eject?

Posted: 10/5/2014 11:09:51 PM EDT

[#6]

Scratch her tummy and see if she'll kick her leg.

Posted: 10/5/2014 11:10:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/6/2014 12:15:33 AM EDT

[#8]

Might be in trouble here, extra fish oil will make Crabby smarter. You may be veeeeeery sorry soon!

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:19:07 AM EDT

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I'd pay to see that. And so would you.

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:27:24 AM EDT

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Fluffy, you are definitely in deep caca if Crabby ever gets on arfcom. Lol,

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:29:44 AM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:31:46 AM EDT

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At least it was not flea medicine

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:33:34 AM EDT

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The fishy farts at 3 am are going to be a hoot.

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:33:37 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/6/2014 12:33:37 AM EDT

[#15]

Heres another one you can try on her.

You know what the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer is? Depends how it was last used

Posted: 10/6/2014 12:35:19 AM EDT

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