A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf,
a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she
decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy  says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf!!"

LOL.
Not bad. [:D]

hahahha

A baby seal walks into a club...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "so why the long face"

I NEED the rest of that one......

I have a feeling it ends with  [pound]