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Posted: 1/3/2003 11:46:38 PM EDT
http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3740104
Wow! All I gotta say is... . . . . WOW! |
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Quoted: I am nonplussed. View Quote Damn it!! Now I have to find my dictionary!! |
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Check out the AK magazine he has on auction as well. Surf yourself. I ain't gonna post the link.
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Main Entry: 2nonplus
Function: transitive verb Inflected Form(s): non·plussed also non·plused /-'pl&st/; non·plus·sing also non·plus·ing /-'pl&-si[ng]/ Date: 1591 : to cause to be at a loss as to what to say, think, or do : PERPLEX synonym see PUZZLE |
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The picture is worth $25.00? What? He has to be smoking something....PUT THE PIPE DOWN! (that goes for both of them)
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I can see it now.
Joey: Hey Tommy wanna see if we can find a mag for your AK? Tommy: Sure Joey. Joey: WHOA DUDE Check out this pic!! Tommy: Holy Shit!!! THATS MY MOM!!!! Im sure that is something someone is proud to show their kids one day. |
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[url=http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3740164]Link to Mag auction[/url]
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Professional modeller of what? Reformed Crackhead Ho's? Brochures for hotels that rent by the half hour?
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Ummm, I'd hit it? Edited to say I take it back!!! Sheesh! crack ho, I get it! |
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Very poor condition, Farah Fawcett copy. The face is cracked, something in jammed in it. All laws apply, HIV free a must, free shipping 48 States. Credit cards accepted. Hey she is is worth $25.00. Yes she is a Professional Hoe Model. Gun is an extra $25, fish smell is free! View Quote |
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[url=http://www.video-builder.com/images/care20.jpg]THIS[/url] is more my speed. I wish I knew her!
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Geez, I dunno, Venom. Plastic gun (pointed at you with the finger on the trigger), silicon boobs, bleached hair and teeth. I'm sure the ring is genuine cubic Zirconia, though.
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Quoted: Geez, I dunno, Venom. Plastic gun (pointed at you with the finger on the trigger), silicon boobs, bleached hair and teeth. I'm sure the ring is genuine cubic Zirconia, though. View Quote I've got some without the gun....I don't know, I'v just had a thing for her since I first say her pictures. Can't let the wife know that though! |
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She's such a crack ho.
[img]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: She's such a crack ho. [url]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/url] View Quote Crack ho is right. I see them like that in the red light district. |
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Quoted: She's such a crack ho. [url]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/url] View Quote Nice Maxi pad she's wearin. Where do you find people like this? Signed, Thoroughly sickened, and now forever limp Kurt_Austin |
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YES!!!!!!!!!
[img]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/ACFB2D3.jpg[/img] |
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[AustinPowers]
That's not a woman, that's a MAN, baby! [/AustinPowers] J. |
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Shes a pro I am sure, and in this picture she is a model, but I don't think that the term professional model is the term I would use to describe her vocation. I mean professional models are supposed to look really hot right?
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Maybe if I was really drunk (as in almost comatose) I'd hit it. Otherwise not even with your and him <--- pushin! [shock]
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She looks enthusiastic. That could go a long way. Did you see his auction for the mag?? c'mon, a few beers and Jagermiesters and you guys would be in knife fights over it. Maybe she like getting her cannon packed. So to speak.
Has anyone emailed him as to the cost of auctioning her off for a time? Maybe a GI 30 rounder for a couple hours? |
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Did you look at the other auctions?
[url]http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3718582[/url] [url]http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3740104[/url] |
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Quoted: Was this SUPPOSED to increase the possibility of a sale? View Quote No shit, the funny part is the "Model not included" disclaimer. |
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Quoted: IBFL Am I the only one that would hit it? View Quote That depends on what you want to hit it with[stick] |
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Quoted: And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!" View Quote Maybe 35 years ago. |
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Quoted: Quoted: And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!" View Quote Maybe 35 years ago. View Quote perhaps she is from an East German or Soviet modeling agency. Im willing to bet she can dissable a T-37 in the dark. |
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I forgot who said this:
"Some men put their dicks in places where I wouldn't put the tip of my umbrella." I'll pass. Gabe |
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NAAASTY!!!!!!!
Maybe if I was halfway through my second fifth of bourbon, only then would I let her give me oral. [rolleyes] |
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I must've just gotten hold of one of those mags. I'd swear it smells like "Fish 'n' Shit".
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Check out that AK mag photo again---if you look at the left side of the mag you can...puke...see part of her huge meat curtains. Excuse me while I go vomit now, but I though you gents with bad vision should have to suffer equally. [;)] I may never be able to see again!
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Well I have to admit the pic from the back looks much better [;)], almost makes you want to..........until you see the other 2 pictures again! [puke]
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Quoted: Check out that AK mag photo again---if you look at the left side of the mag you can...puke...see part of her huge meat curtains. Excuse me while I go vomit now, but I though you gents with bad vision should have to suffer equally. [;)] I may never be able to see again! View Quote Dissipator, Hey man I respect a lot of your input around here, but dude!! What the f(*^% are you doing with your face THAT CLOSE to the computer to even be looking for that. [%|] |
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Quoted: [size=6]STUNTCOCK!!!!!!![/SIZE=6] View Quote Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass! -Gloftoe |
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Quoted: And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!" View Quote I know of a few "professional models" who moonlight meth-maggots and amateur crack whores on the side. |
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Quoted: Quoted: [size=6]STUNTCOCK!!!!!!![/SIZE=6] View Quote Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass! -Gloftoe View Quote Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think dipesh(sp?) mode rules. Oz |
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shes real skinny but i think i would hit it right now if she was over there in my bed. [:)] its probably the beer but wtf? atleast from the one pic... not counting the pic w/the super maxi undies. if i walked in and saw the first pick i wouldnt hesitate. tomorrow morning i would probably be in the bathroom saying wtf did i do... [barf]
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