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Posted: 12/31/2002 4:48:14 PM EDT

If GoatBoy doesn't find and scan my pictures by Jan 10th he will be in no shape to do any coding.

He was supposed to scan my Vietnam pictures and add them to Striker's "In Country Album"....a year ago!

When he moved,he did not care enough to label the pictures so he could find them when he got settled.

Maybe some of you want to come over and help him look for them.I swear he is going to be in real baaaaad shape if he does not post them soon!

I am running out of patience and don't know what to do to him,so I want some mean advice.

What should I do to him if he does not deliver??

Please,I want only MEAN suggestions! [:(!]

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:51:03 PM EDT

[#1]

Uh, give him a wedgie? [>:/]

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:52:19 PM EDT

[#2]

shoot him in the nuts!

but i say that all the time........

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:52:20 PM EDT

[#3]

Run goatboy run. Don't worry, come on down to FL we'll hide you. Hell, even Al Capone had A hideout here back in the day.

Speaking of Al Capone, Ed Sr. do you have a baseball bat? [:D]

If that doesn't work, slip ilikelegs a few buck and let him work his magic.

Maybe just send him to his room with no supper.

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:52:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Take away his Server toys and then threaten to take his gun toys away too!!

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:52:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Kick his ass.

Be sure to take pictures while doing so. Post them as well!!
[BD]

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:53:16 PM EDT

[#6]

No wait! I've got a better idea! Send pictures of him to ilikelegs! That'll serve 'em right.

Damn MP beat me to it. [:(]

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:55:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Force him to babysit my kids for a weekend, that will bring him to his knees and force compliance.

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:58:12 PM EDT

[#8]

Real men scan their own pictures!

I'll second the wedgie!

Posted: 12/31/2002 4:58:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Sounds like time for the Ex-Lax brownies....

[;d]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:09:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Did you ever see the movie "Little Nicky" with Adam Sandler as the devils son. Well there was a scene with Hitler and a rather large pineaplle getting lodge up his....umm well. This was done as his punishment.

May you can see if that will jog his memory a bit.

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:15:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Take away his HKs, you can keep them at my house, 'cause he'll just find them at yours. I only offer because I want to help out. [0:)]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:19:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Actually, I heard Goatboy was driving around hammered and doing donuts all over 1GUNRUNNER's lawn!!!
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=158831&w=searchPop[/url]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:22:05 PM EDT

[#13]

bananas

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:22:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Go to every obnoxious website you can think of and sign him up for samples or information packets. Viagra, tampons, condoms.... THEN, go to the nearest magazine stand, pull subscription cards from every magazine you can find and subscribe him with bill me later. That'll guarantee him more junk mail then he could ever imagine.

(I all of the sudden feel like Im back in high school).

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:22:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Swirlie.......head in the toilet and flush.......rinse---repeat!

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:23:00 PM EDT

[#16]

I told you about that guy before, but you wouldn't listen.

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:23:38 PM EDT

[#17]

Flood his inbox with midget scat porn!

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:24:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
bananas

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Posted: 12/31/2002 5:24:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Take a fluorescent (sp?) light tube, and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then hit him with a baseball bat to break the glass. There are some other things you can do too... hehe

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:26:14 PM EDT

[#20]

Tie him to his bed nekkid... smear him with Alpo and let AntiUSSA have his way with him...

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:29:48 PM EDT

[#21]

Take his sheep away!! [:D]

[sex]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:38:05 PM EDT

[#22]

Reun [s]Forrest[/s] Goatboy Run!!

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:40:45 PM EDT

[#23]

Take him out for a nice, very spicy meal.
Afterwards, make sure the toilet paper in his house gets a generous application of habanero extract.*

*Make sure you warn everybody else in his house of your plans. No sense in putting innocents through that kind of pain.

[:D]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:49:51 PM EDT

[#24]

Banish him to some desolate frozen hell from which there is no escape.

Oh wait... I'm already there...[:)]

Posted: 12/31/2002 5:54:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Damn you had me going there for a minute. I thought AR15.com was going the way of thefiringline.com.

Posted: 12/31/2002 6:04:07 PM EDT

[#26]

Make him eat fruit cake till he complies [;)]

heheh..

Posted: 12/31/2002 6:07:10 PM EDT

[#27]

i hear LT is a little.....ummmmmm lonley? Maybe you should give him to the gimp!

mike

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