I read the exact same thread that Neil Boortz quoted, had the same reaction he did.
There was another doozy when one of the DUhher's proclaimed she would never buy Heinz ketchup again!
After she learned that John Kerry was rich (courtesy of Kerry's wife's late first husband, John Heinz) this DU'hhher types in "Heinz family fortune" into Google and finds out they're worth $500m. The scandal! The horror! No one has any business possessing that much money! It's immoral! Think of how many homeless people she could feed and shelter with $500,000,000.
It's not like Heinz earned his money by throwing orphans in a blender and bottling their puree as ketchup. He made a product that a huge market of people wanted, and the market rewarded him for providing such a delicious condiment. But this dumb bitch thinks it's somehow a sin that Heinz got money in exchange for a product people wanted and were willing to pay for.
I love those goofballs, but they're so stupid sometimes you just want to throttle them.