> A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and
> had the following exchange:
>  
> Officer: May I see your driver's license?
>  
> Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I
> got my 5th DUI. (Driving Under the Influence)
>  
> Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
>  
> Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
>  
> Officer: The car is stolen?
>  
> Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think
> I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was
> putting my gun in there.
>  
> Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
>  
> Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot
> and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her
> in the trunk.
>  
> Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
>  
> Driver: Yes, sir.
>  
> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
> captain.
>
> The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the
> captain approached the driver to handle the tense
> situation:
>  
> Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
>  
> Driver: Sure. Here it is.  It was valid.
>  
> Captain: Who's car is this?
>  
> Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
>  
> Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
> see if there's a gun in it?
>  
> Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.  Sure
> enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
>  
> Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told
> you said there's a body in it.
>  
> Driver: No problem.  The trunk was opened; no body.
>  
> Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
> stopped you said you told him you didn't have a
> license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
> that there was a dead body in the trunk.
>  
> Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding,
> too.
>