it had better be out of the township because local LEOs are on to me.... They're OK with it, but I don't want to push it here.
I ought to tell you about the time a couple years ago the pair of us got into some real deep doo-doo.
The wife came home, went looking for kitty,knew I was out shopping for building materiels. Thought I'd leave the little guy in the pickup. She tried to come to the rescue. Finds the truck. No cat. goes inside, sees me with sunglasses, cat and cane.
So she has a snit and snatched the cat and started to walk off.
I simply plowed into a pile of insulation, knocked it over, fell on my ass, started swinging my cane and shouted:"Help me! For God's sake! Someone is stealing my seeing eye cat!"
Some guy sees me, sees the wife starting to run and grabs the wife. HIS wife grabs kitty, brings him to me, hooks him onto my leash and helps me up.
The guy who grabbed her hauled out a cell phone and calls the LEOs.
When I heard that, I made some quick excuse and kitty and I boogied. We were leaving in the pickup as the LEOs were coming in.
Wife had to spend better part of an hour trying to explain to LEOs what she was doing trying to steal a seeing-eye cat from a blind man. Of course, a couple dozen honest citizens were telling the LEOs that it REALLY WAS a blind guy with a REAL seeing eye cat, and looking at the wife like she was some kind of evil witch.Why she got off the hook is beyond me, but she didn't get locked up.
Cost me 5 weeks on the cot in the basement, but it sure broke her of the habit of starting spats in public(I hate that $hit. No excuse for public spectacles)
To this day, if my buddy even says 'seeing-eye cat' within earshot of her, I get a REAL dirty look.
Women have NO sense of humor.