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Posted: 11/14/2002 5:12:44 AM EDT

[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/img]

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:14:08 AM EDT

[#1]

Yikes! Plastic Alien

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:38:05 AM EDT

[#2]

That's just scary!!!!!

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:38:35 AM EDT

[#3]

WTF?

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:41:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Interesting..you can actually see where the incisions were made..

I think he is wearing lipstick

The guy is a total freak

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:47:38 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
WTF?

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Michael Jackson (news) testifies in Santa Maria, California Superior Court, November 13, 2002. The 'King of Pop' was called as a hostile witness in a $21 million breach of contract lawsuit in which a promoter says he lost millions after Jackson cancelled a pair of millennium celebration concerts. (Spencer Weiner, Pool via Reuters)

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:11:12 AM EDT

[#6]

FREAK!!!!!!!!

Fantom....

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:16:13 AM EDT

[#7]

That's the fastest transformation that I've ever seen... from a young black man to an old white woman.

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:27:43 AM EDT

[#8]

man, even his stuble looks fake

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:34:59 AM EDT

[#9]

If you had a neighbor who looked like THAT, slept in a hyperbaric chamber, had a pet chimp, and grabbed his crotch in public....

...would you let your children play at his house?

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:42:02 AM EDT

[#10]

BONDO!!! WE NEED BONDO!!!!NOW DAMMIT!!!![puke]

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:42:58 AM EDT

[#11]

Q: How do you know it is bedtime at "Neverland"?

A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Pedophile freak.........

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:44:35 AM EDT

[#12]

Mommie, I'm scared! [:O]

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:45:55 AM EDT

[#13]

A quote from the shootout at TRG's

"Ooo mommy, look at the monkey!"

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:04:33 AM EDT

[#14]

That is, without a doubt, the ugliest Mother Fletcher on the face of the earth. Not to mention (again) that he rapes little children.

POFS!!

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:07:23 AM EDT

[#15]

Not that the nose isn't bad enough, but I think him having stubble violates the Geneva Convention.

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:17:22 AM EDT

[#16]

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/The%5FBeer%5FSlayer%2Fjackson%2Drhythm%2Ejpg[/img]

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:21:42 AM EDT

[#17]

How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a party over his house?
By the number of BIG wheels parked in the driveway...

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:34:27 AM EDT

[#18]

Q: How Does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: Out of a catalog.

Posted: 11/14/2002 7:55:18 AM EDT

[#19]

Target practice!!

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:05:16 AM EDT

[#20]

What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is a grocery bag.

O.K....I'm done.

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:18:41 AM EDT

[#21]

Why.........??

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:25:04 AM EDT

[#22]

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[url]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/url]

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Shit, I thought I had stumbled on to the naked Klingon womenz site by accident......had me worried there for a minute.....

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:31:22 AM EDT

[#23]

Well.. we now have threee of these threads running.
[url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154522[/url]
[url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154529[/url]

[img]http://www.mjsite.com/young/okok.jpg[/img]

[blue]IBTL[/blue] [:P]

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:34:08 AM EDT

[#24]

what a phuck up on that nose

looks like skin was added but it's not sticking too well

Posted: 11/14/2002 8:42:00 AM EDT

[#25]

Otay...I am completely not hungry now.

That picture would make an excellent dieting aid!

Did you ever notice that his ugly sister LaToya didn't show up on the scene until AFTER Michael and Janet had had plastic surgeries?

I guess the three of them got drunk together (Michael, Janet, and their plastic surgeon) and decided to make a little sister out of the scraps!
[chainsaw]

That picture of the freak is why I much prefer woodworking to plastic surgery. Take too much off, and either way you've ruined the project, but you can burn the wood project! Screw up on the plastic surgery, and the patient has to grow his hair long enough to cover the divot.

Imagine being MJ, and being sane. Having to deal with the fact that you plastic surgeried yourself into extreme ugliness can't be an easy thought to confront every time you pass a reflective object!

CJ

Posted: 11/14/2002 9:01:45 AM EDT

[#26]

Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson..........

Neil Armstrong...WALKED on the moon,

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fucked little boys

Posted: 11/14/2002 9:06:26 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Well.. we now have threee of these threads running.
[url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154522[/url]
[url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154529[/url]

[url]http://www.mjsite.com/young/okok.jpg[/url]

[blue]IBTL[/blue] [:P]

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Well, at least this one has jokes. I know, it's not much of a redeeming value but hey, I'll take what I can get.

Posted: 11/14/2002 9:07:51 AM EDT

[#28]

"...I'd hit it..."

Posted: 11/14/2002 10:50:09 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
"...I'd hit it..."

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So would I.................................
With a FUCKING TRUCK!!!

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:02:51 AM EDT

[#30]

I am going to try and get Goatboy to write into the conduct code:

No photos of Rosie O'Donnell, Micheal Jackson, Hillary Clinton or Janet Reno shall ever be posted. The punishment for such a horrible crime against humanity shall be public ridicule and subesequent banning.

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On second thought, I'd better not. Somebody is likely to sneak "Willie Nelson" into that clause.
Then I would REALLY be in bad shape. [BD]

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:03:16 AM EDT

[#31]

WTF...When did the aliens land? Or is that a mutant? [(:|)]

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:09:44 AM EDT

[#32]

Photoshopping will definately bring out how he probably looked to those kids.

[img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=Balzac72&album_id=103554&image_id=19&courtesy=1[/img]

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:26:31 AM EDT

[#33]

Michael Jackson (news) testifies in Santa Maria, California Superior Court, November 13, 2002

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Oh my! Thats the town I grew up in!

They are so backward there they probably think this is a Major Story, a trial involving a "celebrity", even a washed up has been freak like him.

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:35:12 AM EDT

[#34]

Yeah, the rotting nose is a given, but what's up with it's eyes? Those are almost completely round orangutan eyes...really creepy!

It's just wrong.

Shit, Nick Nolte is more attractive than this abomination.

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:52:33 AM EDT

[#35]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............

Posted: 11/14/2002 11:54:47 AM EDT

[#36]

Q: What do MJ and Kmart have in common?
A: They both have little boys underware at 1/2 off.

Posted: 11/14/2002 1:02:01 PM EDT

[#37]

[size=5][b]GOOD GOD [/b][/size=5]

[puke]

Posted: 11/14/2002 1:08:22 PM EDT

[#38]

Real life thriller,yuck!

Posted: 11/14/2002 1:32:01 PM EDT

[#39]

My son, a little boy at the time, grew up liking Michael Jackson because of some of the songs he heard on the radio or TV. He had seen "white" Michael a few times as well. One day, when channel surfing, I stumbled across a Michael Jackson video on MTV. It was "dark" Michael. My son happened to be in the room at the time. His eyes went wide. He started to cry. He started screaming at the top of his little lungs: "That isn't Michael Jackson! Look what they've done to him. They've hurt Michael!"

It took us about a half-an-hour to get him to calm down and understand that young-dark Michael and older-white Michael were the same person.

He is no longer a Michael Jackson fan for some reason.

Posted: 11/14/2002 1:58:27 PM EDT

[#40]

It's Osama Bin Jackson! I'd recognize him anywhere!

Posted: 11/14/2002 2:46:18 PM EDT

[#41]

Come on, guys, Michael's just developing the costume for his role in the next Planet Of The Apes movie:

[img]http://photo.towerrecords.com/pulse/graceland/2002/04/onscreen/planet_of_the-apes.jpg[/img]

Posted: 11/14/2002 3:11:58 PM EDT

[#42]

It's such a.. how you say.. a Thriller! Whoohoo! It's such a Thriller! Thriller!

Posted: 11/14/2002 3:41:25 PM EDT

[#43]

Is it me or does he have a third nostril on the tip of his nose?

Q: Heard of the new Michael Jackson duet with Elton John?

A: It's call "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

Posted: 11/14/2002 4:20:49 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
I am going to try and get Goatboy to write into the conduct code:

No photos of Rosie O'Donnell, Micheal Jackson, Hillary Clinton or Janet Reno shall ever be posted. The punishment for such a horrible crime against humanity shall be public ridicule and subesequent banning.

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On second thought, I'd better not. Somebody is likely to sneak "Willie Nelson" into that clause.
Then I would REALLY be in bad shape. [BD]

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And while he's at it, Bill Klinton and Chuckie Shummer. [50]
AB

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:11:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Come on, guys, Michael's just developing the costume for his role in the next Planet Of The Apes movie:

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[img]http://photo.towerrecords.com/pulse/graceland/2002/04/onscreen/planet_of_the-apes.jpg[/img]

I was waiting for someone to pick up on the similarity!

But, Helena Bonham-Carter manages to look GOOD as a chimpanzee, while the current edition of Michael Jackson looks like an uglier version of Mephisto's five-assed monkey. (Reference: South Park) [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/url][/img] [img]http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk/5ass.jpg[/img]

CJ

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:33:11 PM EDT

[#46]

Boy George and MJ did a song together...
"I'll beat it for ya"

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:47:09 PM EDT

[#47]

What the hell is that!
Its sure not human.

Posted: 11/14/2002 5:56:43 PM EDT

[#48]

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MOMMY!!! GET THE BELT-FED 10 GAUGE!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Posted: 11/14/2002 6:02:43 PM EDT

[#49]

Man warn a guy before you post a picture like that. I think I'm gonna lose my dinner !!
And to think that freak is a father figure to some poor child.