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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:46:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, don't mean to burst your bubble.. but, it could be a *guy* pretending to be a girl.. :)
I think it's quite common with all this internet chat/personals type stuff... |
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Just keep telling yourself that...
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:37 PM EDT
[#3]
oh shit, the jig is up
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Yeah, but a girl from what [b]SPECIES[/b] [:D]
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:49:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Yeah, I figured that was you. So, are you taking me out to dinner or what?
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:52:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Ask her if she's packin, Bullet's right!
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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:55:04 PM EDT
[#7]
so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D]
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Posted: 11/10/2002 8:50:03 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D] Free and Georgia Scott |
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Posted: 11/10/2002 8:56:19 PM EDT
[#9]
Id require a pic, but thats just me.
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Posted: 11/10/2002 9:03:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Just make sure she is 18. I've heard all about these chat rooms and personel ads.[rolleyes]
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Posted: 11/10/2002 9:06:56 PM EDT
[#11]
You do realize, don't you, that you're going to have to, like, you know, talk to her and stuff?
cynic |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:38:33 AM EDT
[#12]
I'm sure she has a pretty face
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:41:22 AM EDT
[#13]
I bet she is really, really fat!
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:50:03 AM EDT
[#14]
Prolly an unercover agent for ARF
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:54:30 AM EDT
[#15]
Don't worry about how she looks, she will have a *great* personality!
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:55:28 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: You do realize, don't you, that you're going to have to, like, you know, talk to her and stuff? cynic That's the scary part..... Scott |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 5:56:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: I bet she is really, really fat! Fat girls need love too!![BD] -T. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:01:40 AM EDT
[#18]
Georgia? Probably one of those Army chicks...you know, the ones that had to pass the Snow Shovel Test at MEPS?
Oh, you're not familiar with the Snow Shovel Test? 1) Have female enlistee seat herself on blade of snow shovel. 2) If, when viewed from the front, the snow shovel is completely obscured by ass, score the female candidate a 'go'. 3) If, however, any of the shovel is visible, have female candidate rise from the seated position. 4) Vigorously smack female candidate in face with shovel. 5) Score female candidate a 'go'. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:04:25 AM EDT
[#19]
How long did it take for ya to get a hit??
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:11:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: How long did it take for ya to get a hit?? Couple of days..... Scott |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:15:54 AM EDT
[#21]
When is her parole date?
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:19:07 AM EDT
[#22]
bring flour.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:21:00 AM EDT
[#23]
DScott,
I met my wife through a personals ad I posted on AOL, about 7 years ago. I don't regret it and ain't lookin back. Life is good and I now have 2 daughters as well. dave |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:21:13 AM EDT
[#24]
It's probably her:
[img]http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAAyC!zdZlU7BY5k3Z8b0PEl2P63KFV6bDbQc55wFaiU20LJSPg$$~4AAAAAAAzG6vvtj7e1CnqVXdL08VYD0J8utLXuC*PCoSM$[/img] |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:23:15 AM EDT
[#25]
The good news is she’s a swimsuit model.
The bad news is she is miss May in the 2003 Krispy Kreme Calendar. THISISME |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:25:08 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: bring flour. [b]LMFAO!!!![/b] |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:27:05 AM EDT
[#27]
A girl or a woman?
Could be a 13 year old run away. Hope we don't see you on the news. [;)] If you want to find womenz get religion. I had a party at my house Saturday and it was 30 women, myself and one other guy. (oh, and my wife) Talk about a target rich enviornment. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:36:54 AM EDT
[#28]
I have been doing the internet personals for years. I have some horror stories that would curl your hair.
Here are some of the possibles 1. Fat chick 2. Ugly chick 3. Fat ugly chick 4. Psycho 5. Fat psycho 6. Fat ugly psycho 7. Nice looking chick who only wants E-mail entertainment 8.Nice looking chick who has been "hurt" (see #4 and #7) 9.Married and lonely (see #7) 10.All of the above W/20 year and 20 pounds ago picture. However the remote possibility exists that you COULD end up like DScott, so I say GO FOR IT! You only live once! |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:41:09 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: If you want to find womenz get religion. Got it: [url]http://personals.yahoo.com/display?ct_hft=preview&id=personals-1036602019-413047&noedit=1&dm=2[/url] Scott |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:42:12 AM EDT
[#30]
Egads!
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Posted: 11/11/2002 6:44:14 AM EDT
[#31]
might look like a girl but i'd want some show and tell to prove it [:D]
mike |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:39:31 AM EDT
[#32]
I can tell you from experience that you should require her to send a "proof of life" type picture. Tell her you want a full body picture with her holding the latest edition of the New York Times. I am a member at a singles board and many of the women over there seem to think that being 50+ pounds overweight gives them and "average" or "athletic" build. [puke]
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:17:14 AM EDT
[#33]
Come on guys, Yahoo personals aren't that bad. There was this one woman that I met through a personal on yahoo about 2 years ago... we really hit it off. Actually, we got married a little over a week ago! [;)]
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:28:00 AM EDT
[#34]
The ultimate nightmare catch with an ad like that is a girl who is genuinely pretty and genuinely built like a brick shithouse and has a genuinely nice personality.
Why? Because she is probably a genuine nymphomaniac (hose hound) and as a result, has a disease that can genuinely pass right through three condoms at once and cause your tallywhacker to change colors three times (like leaves in autumn) and fall off in half an hour, leaving you to die in agony about a year later! As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:40:19 AM EDT
[#35]
Dave and the Cameraman, pix and a long story please.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:42:11 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ How exactly do you work that into a conversation? |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 9:19:41 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Quoted:As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ How exactly do you work that into a conversation? Obviously, he hasn't been "intimate" in a while do to his "Do you think my dog has a nice penis?" question he always asks just before heading to the bedroom. Edited becuse I can't speel. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 10:19:40 AM EDT
[#38]
Just bring up the red rocket "South Park" episode...if she laughs...run really fast...
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Posted: 11/11/2002 10:22:03 AM EDT
[#39]
sesat_ram:
I'm at the office right now, so I don't have access to my AT&T account to host a pic. I'll try to post one when I get home later tonight. We chatted on yahoo and on the phone for about a week before we met. She really enjoyed my sense of humor and my voice, and I enjoyed meeting someone who wasn't turned off by my sense of humor. Neither of us wanted the first date to end, and we just kept kinda melting into each other from there! [:D] Before I met her, I had actually gone on many many dates as a result of meeting on the internet. Most of my experiences were very favorable, including one previous relationship that lasted about a year and a half. The trick is to talk a whole lot to somebody (both on the phone and online chat) before you decide to meet them. I think that was the key to my success. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 11:05:13 AM EDT
[#40]
You better be damned careful. One of the alphabet soup agencies just initiated OPERATION SYREN and you may be one of the first candidates. This is similar to the program the feds and other law enforcement uses to capture chat room pedophiles. In OPERATION SYREN they have female agents go online to snag single gun owning males. After the agent gets the subject thoroughly p-whipped she encourages him and his associates to break federal firearms laws. Then the feds sweep in and arrest everyone in the "domestic terrorist group".
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Posted: 11/11/2002 12:31:34 PM EDT
[#41]
Imbrog,
I'll be cautious..... Scott |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:03:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Was she BORN a female? Make sure you give her the Crocodile Dundee gender test before you kiss her.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Not to hijack DScott's thread,
I was going to seminary in St Louis, at 30 I was the 3rd oldest there, all the women there were younger than 20 with only a couple of exceptions that were under 23. I was tired of playing games and dating for a couple of years to find out that I was a nice guy, but...... Then they would be off to marry some loser long haired biker type that had never held a steady job in his life, get abused then try to find me and get back together. So I posted an ad in the AOL Chriastian singles board, back in 95, three days later I had two replies. My wife was one of those. We spent almost $400 on AOL time just chatting, and $1600 on phone bills. We never exchanged pics, and the first time we met was when I was moving to Reno so we could get married. Looks didn't really matter, as long as she wasn't >250lbs. We are happy and have two daughters 3 and 5. Meeting someone online is not what I recommend, but it can work. I have dated several girls that were easy 9's and my wife would be considered by some to be a 5. But the 9's were fakes and my wife is true blue. It's funny, but I worked in a rest home for a while and when the girl you marry for life turns 70 or 80, they all start looking the same. But the ones with the nasty, bitter attitudes get worse, and the ones with the good attitudes get better. Remember, a guy marries a woman expecting her to never change, and she always does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and he never does. Good luck, DScott dave |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:30:12 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted: I can tell you from experience that you should require her to send a "proof of life" type picture. Tell her you want a full body picture with her holding the latest edition of the New York Times. I am a member at a singles board and many of the women over there seem to think that being 50+ pounds overweight gives them and "average" or "athletic" build. [puke] I've had friends (no not myself) that would meet up with "thin" women, and they were AT LEAST 500 LBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No kidding! They were THAT DISGUSTING! They viewed themselves as "thin"... what a joke! And get this, they expect you to like them for who they are and trust them, etc., yet they LIE about their size! |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:37:40 PM EDT
[#45]
I met a woman on Yahoo! Personals during my initial post-divorce Wild Phase.
She was a LITTLE older, a LITTLE heavier, SLIGHTLY more psycho, and NOT QUITE as good looking as her ad stated. But I had a real good time with her for about 4 months. I don't regret it. But do be careful. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:41:42 PM EDT
[#46]
Now, if I were single and looking I'd check out one of these fine looking Russki babes: [url]www.aprettywoman.com[/url]
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Posted: 11/11/2002 2:49:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: I did a personals ad on Yahoo. You know, all about me. Was totally open about liking to meet someone who shares my beliefs, including the whole Second Amendment thing. I got a response tonight. [b]FROM A GIRL!!!!![/b] Scott Watch out...I did the same thing. We'll be married 4 years this Jan! |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 3:04:35 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Quoted: so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D] Free and Georgia Scott Replies on yahoo Personals are not free: "Only subscribers can reply to ads or Instant Message with other members. Subscribe now for full access to one of the most exciting singles scenes on the Internet. This is your chance to connect with millions of great people who are serious about starting a new relationship. As a member you can reply to any ad you see on Yahoo! Personals." |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 3:08:48 PM EDT
[#49]
Scott, is that link to your ad or the girl's ?
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Posted: 11/11/2002 3:24:27 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: Scott, is that link to your ad or the girl's ? [:D] |
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