“Our president can’t launch into another war without you. And remember: when we voted for him in 2008 and 2012, we promised to support him no matter what.”
“That’s why we here at the ‘Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants, Did You Know He’s Friends With Jay-Z?’ have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund World War III.”

“And America is dead-ass broke, so our goal is to raise $1.6 trillion on behalf of the U.S. government.”
“That’s where you come in.”
“Even a small donation will make all the difference.”
“World War III is a very important, very progressive war that Obama tells me is very important. So it must be.”

http://m.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/09/10/second-city-mocks-liberals-supporting-war-americans-whatever-barack-o

So who is Jay-z?

For that matter, who is Jimmy Kimmel?
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("Is he?"--police sgt.
"Are you?"--Stacey, (w,stte), "A View to a Kill")

Jay-Z is an urban ute that rhythmically talks into a microphone.



Jimmy Kimmel is a younger funnier Jay Leno.
 

Jay-Z's presence, like Obama's, is charity.

http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/BL-SEB-76067

Seems like JayZ must be an adviser, only way to understand their foreign policy is to be on crack.

FIFY

Jay Z needs to fly to Syria and show us first hand how to do it.  He wants war, let him put his boots on the ground.  Ours should stay home.

Because Obama

Because Obama

How old are you?