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Posted: 7/22/2013 9:19:58 PM EDT
It was a day like so many others...wake up...watch porn...fap...cry...start my day. After a day meeting with an artist about a new T-shirt design for my band's upcoming tour I decided to head to my LGS. Upon arrival I noticed a new Colt LE 6920 SOCOM. I have been wanting one for awhile and decided now was the time. After some paperwork and handing some cash to the fine gentleman who took care of me, I headed home with my new rifle.
On my way home the skies turned dark and it began to rain. Once home it really started to come down. So while snapping some pics of my new rifle I noticed a giant flood occurring. So I grabbed my Colt and got in my boat. However this is where the story turns tragic, as I couldn't keep my vessel afloat.(There is a euphemism in there) Try as I might I lost the battle and my boat sank, along with my new rifle. However at least a few pictures survived. " /> " /> The boat sinking: " /> |
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat. View Quote lolers. don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you. |
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I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em. We're so fucked. At first everyone will be all "OOOOOH! Ariel! Cute!" and then the running and the screaming and... |
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I see what you did there...$1500 out the door. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Did you pay $799 for it? I see what you did there...$1500 out the door. |
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You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Did you pay $799 for it? I see what you did there...$1500 out the door. I think breathing is probably a federal felony these days |
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oh no so sad you lost that rifle it looked kinda cool that's too bad
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Been there, done that so sorry bro my boat had my fav sbr shotty on it. http://www.thecheappages.com/canoe.jpg So sad It is truly a tragedy... View Quote |
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Thank you for the images in this thread.
None of the sails are taunt. I think those sailors are landmen and that's why the boat went under. |
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I would venture to say that Arfcom has a higher per capita incidence of tragic boating accidents than anywhere else in the world. I won't be surprised when insurance applications start to ask for your screen name.
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Happened to me more times than I can count. So often in fact, I wear a life preserve with a homing beacon every time I leave the house with or to get a firearm.
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Dear god, please tell me that beautiful table didn't go down with it?
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Did I just "troll" my first troll or am I being trolled? Im confused.
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lolers. don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat. lolers. don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you. |
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Tragic, a colt should never die a virgin.
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat. View Quote I hereby dub thee an honorary fellow '13er. |
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Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed. Surprisingly no, but do to OPSEC and all the location is still hush hush lol |
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