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Posted: 7/22/2013 9:19:58 PM EDT
It was a day like so many others...wake up...watch porn...fap...cry...start my day. After a day meeting with an artist about a new T-shirt design for my band's upcoming tour I decided to head to my LGS. Upon arrival I noticed a new Colt LE 6920 SOCOM. I have been wanting one for awhile and decided now was the time. After some paperwork and handing some cash to the fine gentleman who took care of me, I headed home with my new rifle.

On my way home the skies turned dark and it began to rain. Once home it really started to come down. So while snapping some pics of my new rifle I noticed a giant flood occurring. So I grabbed my Colt and got in my boat. However this is where the story turns tragic, as I couldn't keep my vessel afloat.(There is a euphemism in there)
Try as I might I lost the battle and my boat sank, along with my new rifle. However at least a few pictures survived.

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Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:32:10 PM EDT
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Good looking boat.

Too bad it sunk.


Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:33:46 PM EDT
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I hate when that happens...
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:44:12 PM EDT
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I like the cut of your jib
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:53:56 PM EDT
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Tragic
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:57:00 PM EDT
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Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:59:43 PM EDT
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:03:24 PM EDT
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
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lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:12:31 PM EDT
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...
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:16:13 PM EDT
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Did you pay $799 for it?
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:17:33 PM EDT
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I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:21:56 PM EDT
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I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.
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I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.



We're so fucked. At first everyone will be all "OOOOOH! Ariel! Cute!" and then the running and the screaming and...
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:55:39 PM EDT
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I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 10:56:25 PM EDT
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Maybe if your boat crew wasn't busy chasing around a topless girl, your boat might not of sunk.
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She was a mermaid
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 12:30:46 PM EDT
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Tragic
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It brought tears to my eyes
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:05:03 PM EDT
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I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
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Did you pay $799 for it?

I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:55:52 PM EDT
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You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!
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Did you pay $799 for it?

I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!

I think breathing is probably a federal felony these days
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:59:32 PM EDT
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oh no so sad you lost that rifle it looked kinda cool that's too bad
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:05:27 PM EDT
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So sorry to see this  
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:08:21 PM EDT
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Wake up....watch porn.....fap......cry




Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:16:49 PM EDT
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Been there, done that  so sorry bro









my boat had my fav sbr shotty on it.
















So sad


















Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:18:25 PM EDT
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I very much enjoyed this post. Kudos to you, sir!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:20:27 PM EDT
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Been there, done that  so sorry bro



my boat had my fav sbr shotty on it.


http://www.thecheappages.com/canoe.jpg



So sad
It is truly a tragedy...





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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:20:38 PM EDT
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I very much enjoyed this post. Kudos to you, sir!
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Thank you!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:26:20 PM EDT
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Thank you for the images in this thread.

None of the sails are taunt.  I think those sailors are landmen and that's why the boat went  under.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:28:59 PM EDT
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Alas, the poor carbine
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:31:46 PM EDT
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I would venture to say that Arfcom has a higher per capita incidence of tragic boating accidents than anywhere else in the world. I won't be surprised when insurance applications start to ask for your screen name.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:33:15 PM EDT
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James Cameron might be on the verge of raiding your booty.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:34:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:39:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:40:30 PM EDT
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Condolences on your loss purchase OP, it's a bad good day.




Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:42:11 PM EDT
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Sorry for your loss.



Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:46:40 PM EDT
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Dear god, please tell me that beautiful table didn't go down with it?  
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 3:46:43 PM EDT
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Wake up....watch porn.....fap......cry



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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:53:50 PM EDT
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Did I just "troll" my first troll or am I being trolled? Im confused.
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lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.


lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:02:22 PM EDT
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Dang, a 13'er with a good post.

Bravo sir. Bravo.


Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:47:01 PM EDT
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Dang, a 13'er with a good post.





Bravo sir. Bravo.
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a 12'er congratulating a 13'er






but it was a good post





 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:17:51 AM EDT
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Dear god, please tell me that beautiful table didn't go down with it?  
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I'm afraid that gem has been lost lol
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:18:07 AM EDT
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a 12'er congratulating a 13'er


but it was a good post
 
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Dang, a 13'er with a good post.

Bravo sir. Bravo.


a 12'er congratulating a 13'er


but it was a good post
 



haha thanks guys
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:20:14 AM EDT
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We need to ban floods....for the kids
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:21:27 AM EDT
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Couldn't agree more
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:22:34 AM EDT
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Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:26:09 AM EDT
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Been there done that.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:32:45 AM EDT
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Tragic, a colt should never die a virgin.

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:18:07 PM EDT
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Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:02 PM EDT
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Has Spain claimed the vessel yet ?

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:03:18 PM EDT
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Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.

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Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.



Something...something...poop deck...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:07:08 PM EDT
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I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
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I hereby dub thee an honorary fellow '13er.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:25:37 PM EDT
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Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.
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Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion

Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.


Surprisingly no, but do to OPSEC and all the location is still hush hush lol
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:26:00 PM EDT
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Ha...probably
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