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Posted: 6/20/2013 7:22:19 AM EDT

Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann and her husband, Marcus, accidentally set sail on a gay cruise today following a misunderstanding with a travel agency.

The six day jaunt on the all-gay Atlantis Cruise Lines was mistakenly booked after Marcus Bachmann visited a Minneapolis travel agent who assumed he was gay.

Although the couple has reportedly requested to leave the ship, it won't reach its next port in The Bahamas for another three days. The pair are currently holed up in their suite waiting to disembark and return to Miami by air.

Phillip Jennings, a partner at North Star Travel agency in Minnesota, is deeply apologetic over the incident and explains how the mishap occurred.

"Mr. Bachmann came into our office three weeks ago," Jennings says. "He said he wanted to book a cruise for himself and his partner 'Michele'.

"From his demeanor, I assumed that Mr. Bachmann was gay and that 'Michel' was a man who pronounced his name in the French way. So I booked them on one of our finest all-gay cruises in the Caribbean.

"In retrospect it was unprofessional of me to assume his sexual orientation. I am very sorry for the inconvenience this misunderstanding has caused and we have offered to fully refund the cost of the Bachmanns' trip."

Marcus the Bear

The unexpected detour for the Bachmanns during Congress' recess is especially ironic given their stated opposition to the "homosexual lifestyle."

Michele has vociferously opposed same-sex marriage from her perch in the U.S. House of Representatives, and Marcus operates a counseling center which advocates "pray the gay away" reparative therapy.

The duo's anti-gay positions don't seem to be causing any animosity aboard the Rainbow Warrior, however. A source on board the vessel says Marcus has attracted the attention of the passengers and was even voted "cutest bear" on the ship's traditional Bear vs. Twink night.

"I think he's absolutely delicious," says Albert Goldman, a sous chef from Palm Beach, Fla. "I just want to pour truffle oil on top and eat him up!"

Michele for her part is having difficulty adjusting to not being the center of attention. But in an exclusive interview from the ship's satellite phone the Christian firebrand explains that the experience is not all bad.

"Obviously I don't agree with 95 percent of what's been happening around me," she says, "but they do have a fantastic hair salon, and some really nice shoe shops. So I'm trying to make the best of it."

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/03/25/michelle-bachmann-accidentally-booked-gay-cruise/

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:24:35 AM EDT

[#1]

Its funny because she's racist!

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:24:38 AM EDT

[#2]

Hehehe... Daily Currant strikes again

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:26:25 AM EDT

[#3]

I sincerely hope that is real.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:26:46 AM EDT

[#4]

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:27:07 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

I know, I love it when racist people get their comeuppance!

Traditional values are so fucking lame! She is so fucking dumb for supporting them lollercruise!hahahahahloawlwol

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:27:45 AM EDT

[#6]

ROR

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:28:52 AM EDT

[#7]

It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:29:43 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

I know, I love it when racist people get their comeuppance!

Traditional values are so fucking lame! She is so fucking dumb for supporting them lollercruise!hahahahahloawlwol

As do I

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:29:47 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

It's not

My wife was looking for a hotel in Miami and e mailed me the link

"Honey does it not seem suspicious that all the photos of the hotel feature at least two very fit and well groomed young men without their shirts on, and no women?"

"Ohhh!................ Yuck!

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:30:14 AM EDT

[#10]

Yeah, accident. With Marcus along? Methinks not.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:30:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

Deej, you can pray anything away.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:31:31 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:32:16 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:32:30 AM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:32:57 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

Deej, you can pray anything away.

I keep praying and you're still here

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:33:50 AM EDT

[#16]

Obama's going to be jealous if she gets to go on da ghey cruise and he's stuck going on vacation with Chewbacca.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:34:13 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

I know, I love it when racist people get their comeuppance!

Traditional values are so fucking lame! She is so fucking dumb for supporting them lollercruise!hahahahahloawlwol

Are you somehow suggesting that Marcus Bachmann is NOT gay?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:34:13 AM EDT

[#18]

Correlation between believing in "Gay Marriage" and believing parody news articles are real? Possible PhD paper there.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:35:38 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

I know! Believing in things is for fags!!!!

Oh wait, fags are good, so um..... believing in things is for traditional family people! WHAT IDIOTS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:35:55 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

Deej, you can pray anything away.

I keep praying and you're still here

God wills it.

And I send Aimless cookies

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:37:36 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It would be hilarious if this were true! They can get their comeuppance because they think you can "pray the gay away."

I know! Believing in things is for fags!!!!

Oh wait, fags are good, so um..... believing in things is for traditional family people! WHAT IDIOTS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What are they good for?

Besides gentrification?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:37:37 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Are you somehow suggesting that Marcus Bachmann is NOT gay?

Everyone is gay.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:37:47 AM EDT

[#23]

Wouldn’t it be something if her and her husband held a gay
therapy clinic for them and managed to cure them all?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:37:54 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

And I send Aimless cookies

Thanks

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:38:55 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you somehow suggesting that Marcus Bachmann is NOT gay?

Everyone is gay.

How gay are you?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:39:59 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Wouldn’t it be something if her and her husband held a gaytherapy clinic for them and managed to cure them all?

Oh, I'm sure the congresswoman could... But Marcus sucking dicks is not going to help the effort.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:41:35 AM EDT

[#27]

This is the best thing I have heard all year.

Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.

When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:42:06 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

How gay are you?

Im a machine, I am unable to love.

I wish I could, so I could fit in with the cool kids who write these articles and make shows like Modern Family.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:43:01 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

This is the best thing I have heard all year.
Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.
When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

I know, these unelected politicians just all doing whatever they want instead of what the people who voted for them want piss me off.

If only we had a system where people advocated what they were like on some sort of medium then people chose one to represent them.

THAT would make America better.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:43:43 AM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:43:46 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How gay are you?

Im a machine, I am unable to love.

I wish I could, so I could fit in with the cool kids who write these articles and make shows like Modern Family.

You could be a Stone Butch

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:54:08 AM EDT

[#32]

Maybe this will help them change their draconian position on homosexuality. Although some how I doubt they have an open mind, it's been closed since Nixon was in office. Serves her husband right who calls their wife their "partner"?

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:54:41 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is the best thing I have heard all year.

Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.

When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

I know, these unelected politicians just all doing whatever they want instead of what the people who voted for them want piss me off.

If only we had a system where people advocated what they were like on some sort of medium then people chose one to represent them.

THAT would make America better.

Having never met you, I have no idea sometimes if you are posting sarcasm, hyperbole, or your opinion.

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:57:29 AM EDT

[#34]

Daily Currant is like the Onion, it is a parody news website.

But it would be funny if it was true!

Posted: 6/20/2013 7:57:59 AM EDT

[#35]

It happens. Them thinking her husband was gay is the best part

As a young child my parents booked a trip to Disney land not knowing they did Gay weekends. That was interesting as an 8 year old. We first knew something was up when two dudes started making out in the line for space mountain

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:01:57 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is the best thing I have heard all year.

Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.

When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

I know, these unelected politicians just all doing whatever they want instead of what the people who voted for them want piss me off.

If only we had a system where people advocated what they were like on some sort of medium then people chose one to represent them.

THAT would make America better.

Having never met you, I have no idea sometimes if you are posting sarcasm, hyperbole, or your opinion.

Rusted Ace owns the world. All of it.

There's no reason to contemplate his master plan.

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:02:39 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
It happens. Them thinking her husband was gay is the best part

As a young child my parents booked a trip to Disney land not knowing they did Gay weekends. That was interesting as an 8 year old. We first knew something was up when two dudes started making out in the line for space mountain

Was it your parents?

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:08:28 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

Because making fun of true conservatives is fun? You know, the ones that consistently vote to preserve your 2nd amendment rights, like Michele?

Yeah so funny.

arfcom GD: The new DU.

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:08:34 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

This is the best thing I have heard all year.
Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.

When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

So mind your own business

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:14:20 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is the best thing I have heard all year.

Fucking ultra religious politicians piss me off..... I don't have a problem with them being religious, it's the fact that they want to inject their zealotry into the lives of the rest of the public. They are just as bad as nanny state liberals just on different subjects.

When are people going to wake up and realize they should mind their own damn business?

So mind your own business

No U

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:20:50 AM EDT

[#41]

I hope she comes back with a video

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:22:19 AM EDT

[#42]

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:23:15 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

Because making fun of true conservatives is fun? You know, the ones that consistently vote to preserve your 2nd amendment rights, like Michele?

Yeah so funny.

arfcom GD: The new DU.

I don't know much about making fun of true conservatives, but making fun of people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves sure is fun.

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:23:56 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

I sincerely hope that is real.

Because making fun of true conservatives is fun? You know, the ones that consistently vote to preserve your 2nd amendment rights, like Michele?

Yeah so funny.

arfcom GD: The new DU.

I think GD has been infiltrated by homosexuals looking for a place to hook up.

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:26:35 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

I don't know much about making fun of true conservatives, but making fun of people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves sure is fun.

Its a systematic, broad spectrum, multi media assault on conservative values to belittle and marginalize them.

Thanks for helping!

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:32:40 AM EDT

[#46]

I can't wait till the day comes where the government demand that every male became a butt hole surfer and a cock sucker

Posted: 6/20/2013 8:34:02 AM EDT

[#47]

My wife was looking for a hotel in Miami and e mailed me the link
"Honey does it not seem suspicious that all the photos of the hotel feature at least two very fit and well groomed young men without their shirts on, and no women?"

But she still booked the vacation there?