I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes  and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking  ticket.  So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a  guy a break?"  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  So I called him a  pencil necked nazi.  He glared at me and started writing another ticket  for having bald tires!!  So I called him a horse's ass.  He finished the  second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing  a third ticket!!  This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him,  the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't care.  My car was parked around  the corner.

I had never heard that, it is funny [:D]

LMFAO

That is funny as hell [:D]

Jamie