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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:14:22 PM EDT
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I usually just tickle her silly instead of answering the question. Puts her in a better mood.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:19:00 PM EDT
[#2]
"Do these jeans make my ass look big?"
"No, your ass makes your ass look big..." Forgot where I heard that. If you use it, you better be able to outrun her. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:25:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Answer the question truthfully. Little white lies are still lies.
"Yes honey, you have a huge ass, but I love you anyway." |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:25:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: If you use it, you better be able to outrun her. If she's fat, you probably can. Who is asking the question and what do you want from her? |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:28:35 PM EDT
[#5]
If she is wearing the "Jenifer Lopez" line of jeans, you can say YES and it's OK. [:)]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:30:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Damned if you do and Damned if you do.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:31:30 PM EDT
[#7]
My wife is not fat so I don't get to answere that
question. And she knows it! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:32:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Do these jeans make my ass look big?" "No, your ass makes your [b][red]jeans look small[/red][/b]..." Forgot where I heard that. If you use it, you better be able to outrun her. [:D] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:39:16 PM EDT
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"The truth shall set you free"
Just have a good divorce lawyer waiting in the wings and prearrange a place to sleep with your friends or neighbors[:)] One response that is NOT to be used: "Not at all. You look great for a woman your age." |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:42:49 PM EDT
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"DO YOU THINK I'M FAT?" ANSWER: No of course not! You look wonderful. I can't stand all those ugly, anorexic, heroin-chic women they have on magazines nowadays. I LOVE how you look. ...Oh honey look, there's a gunshow next weekend. [;)] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:42:57 PM EDT
[#11]
never been asked that questions but this would be my answer.
her: do i look fat? me: do i look stupid!? |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 1:53:44 PM EDT
[#12]
NEVER answer that question with the question; "As compared to what?"
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Posted: 10/2/2002 2:57:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Ya know, none of my AR's have asked me that??? Guns are all I date nowadays...so much easier to maintain...
PORN! It's cheaper than dating[;)] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:04:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Just roll her in flour and find the wet spot. If she is fat she's built for comfort, not speed.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:11:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: If you use it, you better be able to outrun her. If she's fat, you probably can. LOL |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:11:35 PM EDT
[#16]
My wife has been doing Weight Watchers. She is thin now, and looks great (not that she was not attractive before though). I am no slim guy by any means, so now she is trying to get me to drop the pounds.
I tell her "one fat ass per family, and I've got it covered". I usually get a look or poked (I like the poking part[sex]) Art in KY |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:13:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Lie. 19 years and still married.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:17:40 PM EDT
[#18]
you say, " You're a fucking whale honey, you're supposed to be fat!!"
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:20:31 PM EDT
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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/img]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:29:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url] I demand that you be shot, banned, and then shot again for showing that picture!!! Sgtar15 PS Crack kills! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 3:38:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url] Pfffffffft ! Hell... I'll giver' a 78, Just for the fact that she can squat like that ! [%|] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:16:30 PM EDT
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Don't say anything. Just run...the faster and farther the better.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:27:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Run away, run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you cannot answer this question, there is always something she will say to make you miserable |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:30:07 PM EDT
[#24]
[puke]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:31:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Tell her you need to perform an "inspection" to make up your mind. Then grab her...
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:35:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url] I'd hit it. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 4:35:44 PM EDT
[#27]
"No, you just need to excercise more". I know someone who actually said this to his wife.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 5:26:00 PM EDT
[#28]
"Yes, yes you do"
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Posted: 10/2/2002 5:38:46 PM EDT
[#29]
"The Republic of the Congo will offer no comment at this time as to why martial law was declared earlier in the afternoon."
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Posted: 10/2/2002 5:40:41 PM EDT
[#30]
My answer to that one,
Is there "jackass" tattooed on my forehead. Always gets a chuckle from the "little" woman Charlie |
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