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Posted: 9/27/2002 9:57:25 PM EDT

Went to the ATM to take money out, and it laughed at me, spat my card back out already shredded.

Went inside the bank and they had a poster of me titled "have you seen this dead beat?"

Tried to concentrate, but I was so broke, I couldn't pay attention.

My pockets doesn't even have lints balls anymore, they left IOU's.

Went to 7-11 and put a pack of breath mints on lay away.

My credit card companies bypassed collections and now have a hit man after me.

All my bills are now come in color coded envelopes.

My gourmet meals consist of PB&J and a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20. I know Ripple goes with PB&J better, but Mad Dog was on sale.

I find myself going McD's and saying "I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today".

I found out hookers never heard of bartering.

[i] I think I have a shot at being a comic [;D] [/i]

Posted: 9/27/2002 10:05:37 PM EDT

[#1]

Man, I thought you were on a cop's salary for a minute. That is, until the hooker comment, of course.

Edited for spelling.

Posted: 9/28/2002 9:51:32 PM EDT

[#2]

Damn if you can afford all those things,you are not broke just bent! I can barely afford the electronic ink to post this!

Bob [:D]

Posted: 9/29/2002 1:19:47 AM EDT

[#3]

I am so dang poor that I got chased out of the homeless camp under the freeway overpass because they said I was lowering their property values.

I am so dang poor that pandhandlers and "will work for food" people give me money.

I am so dang poor that the devil even offered me a 2nd mortgage on my soul.

Posted: 9/29/2002 3:12:27 AM EDT

[#4]

I'm so poor that I have to jack-off the dog to feed the cat!!!!!

(Heard an old bum say that in a bar years ago, and NEVER forgot it.)

Posted: 9/29/2002 3:27:17 AM EDT

[#5]

I'm so poor that Peter bought a gun to keep me from robbing him again, and Paul is now sending me repo notices.

I so poor I can't even pay attention to my spelling [BD]

Posted: 9/29/2002 4:26:07 AM EDT

[#6]

I'm so poor, if money were C4, I couldn't blow my nose.

I'm so poor, I can't afford the time of day.

I'm so poor, the IRS sent me a condolence card.

I'm so poor, I can't buy free speech.

I'm so poor, Democrats try to get me on Welfare.

I'm so poor, I get a refund when someone taxes my patience.

I'm so po, I can't afford the "o" or the "r".

Posted: 9/30/2002 8:26:01 PM EDT

[#7]

[:D] Damn! I thought I was the only comis around here.

Posted: 9/30/2002 8:42:24 PM EDT

[#8]

I'm so broke that the Equipment Exchange forum has become my version of internet porn, look but no touch!

Posted: 9/30/2002 9:30:16 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm broker than the Ten Commandments.

I'm so poor my rainbow is in black and white.

I'm poor enough to be glad I'm a man - or I wouldn't have anything to play with for Christmas!

I can't even afford to look at the menu in the window!

I'm so poor I sold my truck for gas money.

Don't make me keep doing this...

FFZ
Unemployed - 19 months andn counting - I've actually applied for work with the TSA!

Posted: 9/30/2002 11:27:07 PM EDT

[#10]

i'm s brk tht i cnt ffrd kbrd wth vwls.

Posted: 9/30/2002 11:50:20 PM EDT

[#11]

FFZ: Re: TSA? Me too, as a TSS3/Screener Supervisor. And now they're on a hiring freeze!

Posted: 9/30/2002 11:55:27 PM EDT

[#12]

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I know you're on a roll here Imbrog but "I" is a vowel. [;D]

Posted: 9/30/2002 11:56:42 PM EDT

[#13]

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Man, I thought you were on a cop's salary for a minute. That is, until the hooker comment, of course.

Edited for spelling.

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waitaminute I resemble that remark!

Posted: 10/1/2002 12:05:12 AM EDT

[#14]

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I know you're on a roll here Imbrog but "I" is a vowel. [;D]

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thnks

Posted: 10/1/2002 1:30:09 AM EDT

[#15]

i'm so broke, i'm considering selling an AR!

[i]LOL, yeah, right![/i]

Posted: 10/1/2002 6:45:48 AM EDT

[#16]

Pass the hat.....everyone else is.

Posted: 10/1/2002 6:57:32 AM EDT

[#17]

put a paypal or citibank shortcut on the forum so we can send some cents

Posted: 10/29/2002 9:08:24 PM EDT

[#18]

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I know you're on a roll here Imbrog but "I" is a vowel. [;D]

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thnks

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lol [:D]

Posted: 10/29/2002 9:21:54 PM EDT

[#19]

Sell some of that Verizon stock you recommended back in July. Up [b]40 PERCENT[/b] since then [:D]

Posted: 10/29/2002 9:52:59 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm so broke, I go to So. Cal. shoots to use other people's guns and ammo and eat free BBQ:

[url]ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=8&t=143220 [/url]

Posted: 10/29/2002 9:57:44 PM EDT

[#21]

I'm so broke I'd have to take out a loan to be considered poor.

I'm so poor the people at the welfare office let me cut in line.

I'm so poor homeless people donate their aluminum cans to me.

I'm so poor that when I got mugged, the mugger gave me his money.

Posted: 10/29/2002 10:12:12 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm so broke I can't pay attention to this thread!

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