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Posted: 3/18/2013 1:04:47 PM EDT

Only in Africa

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:06:10 PM EDT

[#1]

So that's the real reason why the building code requires a fence around pools!

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:09:22 PM EDT

[#2]

Bricks would be shat.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:12:14 PM EDT

[#3]

T.I.A.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:14:37 PM EDT

[#4]

quick hit him with a super soaker.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:16:30 PM EDT

[#5]

That yard is lacking a tall wall!

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:18:26 PM EDT

[#6]

At least he didn't pee in the pool.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:19:05 PM EDT

[#7]

He was looking for his wife, heard in GD that she was there

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:20:41 PM EDT

[#8]

I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:20:42 PM EDT

[#9]

"Oh man I'm so high right now."

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:21:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Just stopped by for a quick drink.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:27:53 PM EDT

[#11]

Notice the elephant finally recognizes the humans I the pool and reacts to their presence. If they had stayed down he never would have recognized them and kept drinking. It's like the video of the elk who didn't recognize the seated hunter in the ground blind, animals are only programmed to recognize humans as a threat when they're standing.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:32:02 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.

Of course you would.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:33:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Damn i'd shoot that. Get to try out the Watson upper

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:34:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.

Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:35:28 PM EDT

[#15]

What a jerk

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:37:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.

Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.

...we '08-09's must not have been too bad, because I'm sure we didn't catch near the shit this class is catching.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:47:22 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
At least he didn't pee in the pool.

I'm pretty sure I would have.

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:50:37 PM EDT

[#18]

That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

Posted: 3/18/2013 1:59:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

I suspect that there was more than chlorine in that water....

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:00:16 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

At that moment? A little like urine.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:01:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

Better then hippo shit, crocodile runoff and mosquito larva.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:02:23 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

A lot better than the animal feces filled mud hole it normally drinks from I'm sure.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:08:52 PM EDT

[#23]

There's not much you can do about things like that.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:23:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Wow. I bet it comes back, with friends.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:25:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Wow. I bet it comes back, with friends.

The good news is that when there are a bunch of them around, the lions won't mess with you.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:29:06 PM EDT

[#26]

fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:31:32 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
T.I.A., Bru

Most important part, bru!

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:35:10 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Only if they perceive you as a threat. A handful of hairless apes in the water isn't a threat.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:36:30 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:37:37 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?

Probably not much worse than the malaria AIDS infested African after.

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:44:52 PM EDT

[#31]

ahhhh...YES... chlorinated or bromine water is so fucking refreshing....

...honey?....get my .458 Win Mag....

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:47:21 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
ahhhh...YES... chlorinated or bromine water is so fucking refreshing....

.

Ever see a dog drink from a toilet? You think they care what's been in the bowl?

Posted: 3/18/2013 2:50:51 PM EDT

[#33]

That elephant is lucky to still have his trunk.
There was a pair of Crocs next to that pool!

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:12:43 PM EDT

[#34]

Freaking Africa. You got to keep your head on a swivel in that place. I bet that backyard bbq's are a hoot once the sun goes down on that property. Ok, Frederik you grill the burgers, Gert you break out the cold CocaColas, Gugu you go out and get some more firewood. Pieter you chill on the roof with the .416 Rigby and the NVG's, someone will be along shortly to relieve you.

Seriously, X-terra (off-road triathlon series) world champion, Conrad Stoltz trains for the 1.5K swim in his Afrikaan pool. Which is a ditch he dug with a backhoe, that is approx 50m long and lined with visquene. He claims he frequently has to chase all manner of snakes, crocks, and hippos out before his daily training sessions !!!

True Story!

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:26:34 PM EDT

[#35]

lol. I love how the people in the pool were just sitting there like "omg are you done?"

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:27:39 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:30:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least he didn't pee in the pool.

I'm pretty sure I would have.

lol

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:36:05 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
T.I.A., Bru

Most important part, bru!

I failed.

...

bru.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:48:12 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
That elephant is lucky to still have his trunk.

There was a pair of Crocs next to that pool!

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:51:06 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.

Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.

Look at the 9s getting all uppity.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:55:50 PM EDT

[#41]

That would be a good place for a game cam.

Posted: 3/18/2013 7:01:28 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
He was looking for his wife, heard in GD that she was there

Posted: 3/18/2013 7:04:12 PM EDT

[#43]

From Army Ants to Gaboon Vipers, Cape Buffalo, Leopard, Hyenas. No thanks. I'd pull the card out of the camera after the first night and start calling realtors in Detriot the next day, it would be safer!

Posted: 3/18/2013 7:09:01 PM EDT

[#44]

Somehow, I ended up watching a monkey masterbating and jizzing on itself...

Posted: 3/18/2013 7:09:41 PM EDT

[#45]

When I was in Queen Elizabeth National Park, the ranger said, "If someone knocks on your door at night, don't answer it."
I was like, "Bandits?". He said no, the hippos come up from the river at night to graze on the lawn and they bang around on the patios of the lodge rooms.
If you open your door and surprise them, they get pissed and attack.

Posted: 3/18/2013 7:10:04 PM EDT

[#46]

cool video

Posted: 3/19/2013 3:33:58 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?

Almost any female will get pissed if you get between her and her kids, but females are much less likely to get violent for no apparent reason than bachelor males.

Posted: 3/19/2013 3:38:40 AM EDT

[#48]

Posted: 3/19/2013 3:43:01 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?

Almost any female will get pissed if you get between her and her kids, but females are much less likely to get violent for no apparent reason than bachelor males.

Yah, just imagion how cranky one on the rag would be

Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:57 AM EDT

[#50]

That thing was awesome, looks like a big version of my cat.

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