OK so today is my BD, the 15th ( I know it is tech the 16th now but my day starts and ends at 1500 and not 0000)

So anyways wife gets me a BD card that has 12 cartoon pics of different sex acts. I have to check the box of the one I want.

Problem is, they all look great! Except for maybe #1 and #5

1. woman face down and getting a massage
2. Doggy style (not sure if SIIHPAPP)
3. woman riding it
4. guy eating it
5. guy has underwear on and massaging a womans butt
6. woman on table, legs up and guy sticken her
7. guy getting a massage
8. BJ
9. Standing position, woman with legs wrapped around guys waist
10. Missionary
11.In a chair
12. 69

So what is the best option?

I have to choose one. This will be for next weekend (that time of month). And once I choose she has "one more item to present on that day!) Could be a box of ammo or a sexy nighty for her to wear, IDK , Next weekend is along ways away.

Sounds like a rockin good time.

#4   Get your red wings brah  

12 .Do unto others..

These are all rather tame choices..  Hard to pick.

See my dilemma


Have a suggestion? Maybe I can "write it in"

Does she have a sister?

13. All of the above.


Draw it in.

That is correct!

I like the way you think.

1. woman face down and getting a massage




You're still going to get laid, but you'll win points with her, and potentially have a better time than if you choose something else...

Yep, and might as well go with No. 5