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Posted: 2/1/2013 1:59:31 AM EDT
My fiancee used to teach in the inner-city, the first day of school was always interesting and she resorted to writing the phonetic pronunciations of the students' names in the grade book. 
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Posted: 2/1/2013 2:24:18 AM EDT
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This is one of the many hilarious skits from them. I suggest you check out the East vs West bowl
Key and Peele - East vs West bowl |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 2:35:09 AM EDT
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Curious.
The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:08:40 AM EDT
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Hilarious
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:12:34 AM EDT
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll.
Her name was Shaderica. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:12:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:21:26 AM EDT
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Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") Do we have to explain humor to you?
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:23:44 AM EDT
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll. Her name was Shaderica. Shuh-dree-cuh? Shad-err-ih-cuh? Shuhd-err-ih-cuh?
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:24:18 AM EDT
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll. Her name was Shaderica. Shuh-derika? |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:25:38 AM EDT
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll. Her name was Shaderica. Okay. I'll bite. How did she want it pronounced? And how did you pronounce it? I think I would say "Sha-derica." |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:27:11 AM EDT
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For some reason, I am pretty good at pronouncing "non-standard" names, ethnic names, or whatever is the correct terminology.
I get some doozies. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:30:32 AM EDT
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E.
She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica." |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:31:37 AM EDT
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The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night.
I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:37:42 AM EDT
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E. She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica." Clearly you need more sensitivity training.
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:41:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:42:17 AM EDT
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My mechanic's cousin apparently has a proctologist who's wife is a teacher and she knows a lady has a student named Orangejello, pronounced Or-rahn-ja-low. Can you believe this?!
Good video though, I never liked that show much but that was a funny skit. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 3:50:42 AM EDT
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White kids have racist names.
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:04:37 AM EDT
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The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night. I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies. Not hippies , strip club owners. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:11:02 AM EDT
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One of the better ones I have seen is not ethnic. It is just
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Babygirl _____. Got her this year. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:11:09 AM EDT
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White kids have racist names. Nailed it! 
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:17:52 AM EDT
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tag for wife later
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:21:03 AM EDT
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E. She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica." Oh shit! 
I'm ghetto. That's how I was saying it, but didn't break it down correctly. 
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:25:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") No. Just no. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:31:29 AM EDT
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E. She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica." Ooooooooo! No, no you di'int !! |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:34:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 4:57:28 AM EDT
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I used to work in the NICU. We got lots of interesting names. My personal favorite was "Shithead" pronounced Sha-theed. I swear I looked at this and thought; someday this kid is going to be in third grade and there is going to be a substitute teacher...
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:06:38 AM EDT
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Shaddam
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:08:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:14:43 AM EDT
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LOL. I worked as a sub for a couple months years ago when I was deciding if I wanted to go back to school to get a Masters in education. I would always give the class roster a quick look to see if I wanted to call them out by their first and last name or just their last name. If there was some weird first names then it was all last names.
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:24:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:34:50 AM EDT
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I dislike the stupid spellings of "normal" names you see all the time today..... plus the -yson thing
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:35:27 AM EDT
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That was funny.
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Posted: 2/1/2013 5:42:12 AM EDT
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Had two sisters a year apart. One named Shasta and the other named Fanta.
They were white. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 6:36:53 AM EDT
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Dalasone Jones- Memphis, TN. I've seen the driver's license.
"The last one", as in, this baby be my last one. 
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:10:11 AM EDT
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what are you laughing about...they are your clients! |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:18:54 AM EDT
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I teach college part time and since it's computer science I don't get to see too many what I call nonsense names.
I do see lots of exchange kids so there's Indian, Polish, German, Japanese and Chinese names. I'll always ask everyone if they have a nick name that they'd liked to be called by rather than the difficult foreign names and the vast majority of them have taken either an "American" name or a shorten form of their real name. I figure if you wanted to have your child's name pronounced correctly you'd have picked one from the Bible or something.
I went to a distant friends baby shower and there was a board set up to vote on names. I almost started laughing when I saw them. I asked one of the co-hostesses if the names were serious ... oh yeah they were. Thankfully the child wasn't named "Disney" .... |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:20:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") Tell that teacher to shove it, and study harder next time. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:22:30 AM EDT
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I made the mistake of pronouncing it "shad-er-I-ca" with the accent on the I pronounced as a long E. She pronounced it "sha-DER-ica." I would have used "Shad e ris a". Maybe, unless I could come up with something even more ridiculous. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:24:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:28:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: The weirdest names that came up in school were a Stormy and Misty... Night. I got in so much trouble when I asked why their parents were hippies. To this day I'll never forget a girl at the summer camp I went to as a kid, her name was Stormy Waters. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:33:42 AM EDT
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My wife teaches in a title 1 school, she said this is like every first day of school for her. |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:38:17 AM EDT
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IBTIKSWHaSNOaLaS...RGR post.
In Before the "I know someone who had a student named 'Orangejello' and 'Lemonjello' and 'Shithead'......really, guys, really" post. Oh, they're already here...
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:39:30 AM EDT
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I once wound up having to send a girl to discipline because she became enraged that I didn't pronounce her name right while calling roll. Her name was Shaderica. Shuh-derika? Shuh-dirka-dirka-dirka 
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:40:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG")  |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:41:55 AM EDT
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In before lemonjello and la-a.
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:47:30 AM EDT
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Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") I suggest you take a refresher course in humor. Lesson 1 Lesson 2 When you make it through the first two lessons. I will suggest more. In only two months I'll bet we can have you all the way up to videos like the one in this thread. __________________________________________________________________________________________ " Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guatanteed I will. I got spare time" -- Tommy Callahan III |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:52:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 7:54:57 AM EDT
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Had two sisters a year apart. One named Shasta and the other named Fanta. They were white. My sons are twins. At the beginning of this semester, they came home and said a new set of twins had moved to town and was in their class. I thought that was interesting for such a small town to have two sets of twins in the same Kindergarten class, so I made a point to ask their teacher about them when I dropped kids off at school the next morning. She started to chuckle and showed me their names on the roll sheet: Kernel and Majer. (Pronounced Colonel and Major). That afternoon, I saw the dad. He looked exactly like Joe Dirt. Same mullet and sideburns. Awesome.... |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 8:04:07 AM EDT
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Curious. The other day, we had a post about how wrong total obedience in school was. The situation was a note from a teacher who said that the child was wrong for contesting the teacher because the teacher said a kilometer was longer than a mile. And here we have a humor situation on an even more basic topic and we accept it, laugh at it, say it is okay. Curious. _________________________________________________________________________________________ (After Doctor Pulaski calls the android with the short a name and he corrects her. "What's the difference?" "One is my name; the other is not."--Data, (w,stte), "ST:TNG") Did you take the Parrot Sketch as a serious discussion of market dynamics and customer service initiatives? |
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Posted: 2/1/2013 8:06:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2013 8:23:16 AM EDT
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One of my favorite skits
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