Hello everybody,   and welcome to tonights show.

It is Friday, and as you know, here at the www.AR15.com theater, Fridays means Top 10 list.

Tonights catagory is:

[b][red]Urban emergency food sources!![/b][/red]

[b][red]10.[/b][/red] McDoneld's dumpster after midnight

[b][red]9.[/b][/red] Sampling each of the 31 flavors

[b][red]8.[/b][/red] McGregor's garden

[b][red]7.[/b][/red] Gum off the bottom of your shoe

[b][red]6.[/b][/red] Steeling a cops donuts

[b][red]5.[/b][/red] Posing as a hotdog inspector

[b][red]4.[/b][/red] Eating the crumbs that fall from Rosie O'donnel's table

[b][red]3.[/b][/red] Licking used Catsup packets

[b][red]2.[/b][/red] Home made KFC....a pidgeon and a zippo


And the number 1 food source in an Urban environment.............

[b][red]1.[/b][/red] Eat the pet cat!!!!!!!!!

Sgtar15

Or, possibly, just the pet cat's food! [:D]

Some more Soylent Green, anyone?

Eric The(NoThanks,I'mFullOfIt)Hun[>]:)]

Oh man! ETH, you make it sooooooo easy sometimes!

MIerinMD

I always leave the easiest shots for others! [:D]

That's [u]just[/u] the way I am!

Eric The(GenerousToAFault)Hun[>]:)]

I thought it was spelled "Sgt[red]AR[/red]?"

And "st[red]ea[/red]ling"

And "pigeon" (no [red]d[/red])

But you get points for "Catsup!"

Yours,

The spelling nazi.[8D]

i dont think i like the sound of #5

Does "Urban" mean China?

I was thinking the same thing.[;)]

Dangerous thing to do. Rosie O'Donnels table is a [b]MAJOR BATTLE GROUND[/b].



Flying Rats and a Zippo lighter = Homemade KFC, sounds okay to me! Just make sure your dinner guests know that pigeons are really flying rats.




Bill

Sgtar15, put that cat down!!!

[url=http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/howto/htfoodstamps.htm] #1 source[/url]

ETH:
You have seen what Soylent Green has done to Heston, haven't you?

Bill

Thanks, but I prefer cat[;)]

Sgtar15