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Posted: 11/18/2012 2:35:54 PM EDT
Look at this fuckin' goat.
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/41915/paper+boy+terrorized+by+a+goat+is+chased+up+a+tree/ 
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Posted: 11/18/2012 2:41:26 PM EDT
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TRG thread?
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Posted: 11/18/2012 2:43:51 PM EDT
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So that's how Goatboy got his name.
  
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Posted: 11/18/2012 3:55:32 PM EDT
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I just watched the video!
That goat blew raspberries at the tv camera!  
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:06:55 PM EDT
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Goats are fucking rad.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:16:00 PM EDT
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What's up, goat owner lady?
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:27:12 PM EDT
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33 seconds of ads.....
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:29:07 PM EDT
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33 seconds of ads..... Yeah, that sucks but the rest is worth it, IMO. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:45:34 PM EDT
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So that's how Goatboy got his name. That is Goat Boy. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 4:55:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:02:52 PM EDT
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I love goats. Especially stupid ones that make stupid noises.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:13:56 PM EDT
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LOL at the title card when they interviewed the kid "Jaxon Gessel- chased by goat"
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:32:36 PM EDT
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 My goats and pup Gordon approve. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:42:47 PM EDT
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Goatboy.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:47:34 PM EDT
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Boot to the head!
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:01:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:05:07 PM EDT
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Look at this fuckin' goat. http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/41915/paper+boy+terrorized+by+a+goat+is+chased+up+a+tree/ http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/voldemort.jpg The day I make the news for getting my ass kicked by a fucking goat is the day I suck-start my 1911. If the goat attacks you, counter-attack that motherfucker and make the news as the guy who beat a goat to death with his bare hands. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:08:09 PM EDT
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Look at this fuckin' goat. http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/41915/paper+boy+terrorized+by+a+goat+is+chased+up+a+tree/ http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/voldemort.jpg The day I make the news for getting my ass kicked by a fucking goat is the day I suck-start my 1911. If the goat attacks you, counter-attack that motherfucker and make the news as the guy who beat a goat to death with his bare hands. Did you SEE the video? There's something seriously wrong with that goat! Even his ears look evil. I just imagined you running into that goat and my scenario played out much differently than yours.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:09:33 PM EDT
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What's up, goat owner lady? Yep. Not guilty |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:13:16 PM EDT
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Did you SEE the video? There's something seriously wrong with that goat! You say that like there's not something seriously wrong with me. I just imagined you running into that goat and my scenario played out much differently than yours. I'd be wearing the fucker's head as a hat. Then the SWAT team would get involved...it wouldn't be pretty. But that goat wouldn't fuck with anyone again. And the news story would be epic. "A goat attack ends in tragedy today as the SWAT team gunned down an enraged man waving a goat's head at them and threatening to unleash the seventh circle of hell upon them..." |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:17:19 PM EDT
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We've got goat problems...
We've got revolvers... Our women like stylish boots... 
Just kidding, I'd never do that to a revolver. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:19:17 PM EDT
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Did you SEE the video? There's something seriously wrong with that goat! You say that like there's not something seriously wrong with [span style='font-style: italic;']me.[/span] I just imagined you running into that goat and my scenario played out much differently than yours. I'd be wearing the fucker's head as a hat. Then the SWAT team would get involved...it wouldn't be pretty. But that goat wouldn't fuck with anyone again. And the news story would be epic. "A goat attack ends in tragedy today as the SWAT team gunned down an enraged man waving a goat's head at them and threatening to unleash the seventh circle of hell upon them..." Good point. My scenario has a lot of high-pitched screaming and the chunking of your gun at the goat. But only with THIS goat. I have full faith that you would mop the floor with an average goat who crossed your path and eyeballed you the wrong way. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:25:51 PM EDT
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My scenario has a lot of high-pitched screaming and the chunking of your gun at the goat. But only with THIS goat. Tier one goat? I have full faith that you would mop the floor with an average goat who crossed your path and eyeballed you the wrong way. I may or may not have attacked a groundhog with a knife once. Mainly in self defense. Partially because there's no way I was going to let that motherfucker defy the food chain and get away with it. Allegedly. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:35:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:54:17 PM EDT
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The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?
Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy) The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass? Have I got any of this wrong? |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:58:57 PM EDT
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The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?
Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy) The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass? Have I got any of this wrong? 
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Posted: 11/18/2012 7:06:02 PM EDT
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This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter.
All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:01:05 AM EDT
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Not guilty.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:07:15 AM EDT
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All I got for video was the Hostess story....
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:49:27 AM EDT
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All I got for video was the Hostess story.... Really? 
I just clicked it to check and it came up for me. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:55:09 AM EDT
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All I got for video was the Hostess story.... Really?
I just clicked it to check and it came up for me. Now the vid is an FLDS one. 
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:13:29 AM EDT
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All I got for video was the Hostess story.... Really?
I just clicked it to check and it came up for me. Now the vid is an FLDS one. Here you go, my love. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:16:49 AM EDT
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All I got for video was the Hostess story.... Really?
I just clicked it to check and it came up for me. Now the vid is an FLDS one. Here you go, my love. Don't say I never did anything for you.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGFnpISircHey, thanks . That goat is hilarious looking .
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:18:22 AM EDT
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Goats are fucking rad. Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:21:27 AM EDT
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The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?
Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy) The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass? Have I got any of this wrong? Can't shoot a goat. Insensitive to the ROP.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:24:57 AM EDT
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This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter. All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off. That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:25:49 AM EDT
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What round?
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:27:59 AM EDT
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The boy that lived. LoL
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:34:07 AM EDT
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that has got to be the funniest goat picture i have ever seen
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:34:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Goats are fucking rad. Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way. I love them too.....in a smokey, vinegar based sauce kind of way.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:35:19 AM EDT
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Goats are fucking rad. Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way. LOL
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Posted: 11/19/2012 9:42:33 AM EDT
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This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter. All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off. That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid. I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his. And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 10:05:39 AM EDT
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This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter. All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off. That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid. I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his. And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too.  I always got the impression that thebeekeper was a geezer back in the 60s as well
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Posted: 11/19/2012 10:09:50 AM EDT
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Goats are fucking rad. When our buck makes that noise his donger is sticking out and he means to mount you. No matter who you are.
The paperboy was actually sexually assaulted, he doesn't know it. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 11:05:40 AM EDT
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Notice that the police didn't shoot the goat?
Smithfield police officer Brandon Muir arrived on the scene. He told the Deseret News that the goat was over friendly and had jumped on him a few times, too.
The goat and Gessel both returned to their respective home no worse for wear, except for Gessel becoming a target for teasing from classmates. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:18:09 PM EDT
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This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter. All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off. That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid. I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his. And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too. I always got the impression that thebeekeper was a geezer back in the 60s as well
I, for one, would like photographic proof. 
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:23:59 PM EDT
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Leave my cousin alone.
TRG |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:25:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Nice Adam Sandler reference Look at this fuckin' goat.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:26:54 PM EDT
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We had a billy goat kinda like that...loved to butt you and knock you down....He came after me one night and I whacked that bastard with a 6 cell maglight. Hes pretty calm and tame now.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:27:45 PM EDT
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I've got to log off and go feed my goats.
Be back in a bit. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:31:48 PM EDT
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Nice Adam Sandler reference Look at this fuckin' goat.
We wore that CD out. I still can't do any sort of cleaning job around the house without saying, "Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop while I sing my song." |
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