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Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why do toaster always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

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Why does my pee ( a liquid) burn so bad as if it were a flame??

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How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can’t see them when you’re in space?
[red] Because you have your eyes closed. Stars actually look alot brighter when viewed from space. [/red]

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? [red] Croutons are not stale, they are dried/roasted. The airtight bag is so that they do not get soggy from being left in a wet/humid environment.[/red]

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? [red] Because that is STRIPPING, and nobody like to have people watch them strip, unless they are about to get lucky.[/red]

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, “My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic”? [red] Because anybody can go to the meetings. You do not HAVE to tell everyone your name. I'm surprised that more news reporters don't hang-out at the AA meetings, looking for dirt on public figures.[/red]

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” have a ‘use by’ date? [red] Because the plastic bottle it's packed in leaches stuff into the water. I actually think Evian has the best tasting bottles and water. [/red]

Why do toaster always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? [red] For toasting Lefse and other hard/thin breads.[/red]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out”? [red] Probably the same person whos' mom told him that he used to suck the milk out of her breast. He probably saw that calves drank it and grew...It's reall not a very hard correlation to figure out.[/red]

What do people in China call their good plates? [red] If they are lucky enough to have nicer plates, they probably call them "the good plates".[/red]

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can’t he fix the damn boat?[red] If you were stuck on an island with a couple of HOT screamers, a couple rich people who will die before you and two bungling seamen who love to take orders, would you want to leave so soon?[/red]