How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can’t see them when you’re in space?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, “My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic”?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” have a ‘use by’ date?
Why do toaster always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out”?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can’t he fix the damn boat?