In no particular order...
California (environmentally) - You expect me to believe that here, in the HOME of recycling, that I can't get rerefined oil? It wasn't a problem back home...
The Legislature - If ignorance of the law is no excuse, how about you take a couple years or so off and let me catch up, huh?
Chronic Pain - I know how you feel - I tore my erectors all the way across about seven years ago, blew a knee in 90, have been shot twice and stabbed once. I spent a minute and a half dead. I bet I have more time in the body and fender shop than you do! (nyah nyah nyah!)
Smog Nazis - Listen, if my tailpipe emissions are so damn important, get OUT OF MY WAY and let me reduce them! Cancle the visual inspection already...
Multiculturalists - Earth is multicultural, America is not. Notice the order here...
Lazy immigrants - Look, I speak ten or so languages at varying levels of fluency. I can pass for native in several countries. Why can't you be arsed to learn English?
Lawyers - they have driven up the prices of EVERYTHING with all these damn lawsuits. Also, the "Attorneys" section of the San Jose Yellow Pages is thicker than the whole damn Tippecanoe County phone book!
PacBell - Explain to me why I need to be charged toll when calling FROM San Jose TO San Jose? People wonder why I hate phones...
People who can't follow simple verbal instructions - this one pretty much explains itself - if you are bloody incompetent, you should not be allowed to wander (or, G-d forbid, DRIVE) alone!
Liberals - they are even more irritating than the French!
FFZ