This guy wanted to have sex with his wife, and she told him  she had a headache , for the one hundredth time.
SO he went into the bathroom, [pissed] opens the medicine cabinet,[thinking] starts making noises.
Wife asks, "what are you doing"
He answers," Do you still have a headache?"
She says,
"yes I  do, But what are you DOING!" [>:/]
He replies, " I am just getting YOU some aspirin"
She yells, "WHAT'S taking you so long"
He tells her," I am pouring it over my _ _ _ _, to give it to you..... orally or as a suppository!  Take your pick!!!!  [sex][smoke]