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Posted: 8/21/2012 3:39:25 PM EDT
...why won't my server let me send a shot of Tequila to the screaming kid?
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Probably for the same reason I get dirty looks for loudly stating that parents who don't control their kids in public should wear a shock collar like dogs.
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It's brandy for screaming kids. Tequila is for sorority girls already half in the bag.
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It's brandy for screaming kids. Tequila is for sorority girls already half in the bag. I like the way you think. |
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If you ever learn to ignore screaming kids, you can ignore screaming kids. I don't hear them when I'm in a restaurant, plane, theatre, anywhere. It comes from having had kids and grand kids. Breeders gotta eat, too.
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing.
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? |
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...they're impressed when I tell them I can breathe through my ears...
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Ask the cheap whore to put her kids in the other room while you go down on her,
But why are you eating her out anyway, you should be paying her to go down on you. I guess if you're paying you get to do what you want. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. Then quit mis-representing yourself (and I'm being congenial with that description). You specifically stated in your previous post that, (Hey, just let me highlight it for you, look up.), implying that you had kids and you were "responsible" with them by getting them a sitter instead of burdening yourself and everyone else with them while you went out. You don't have kids, you just hate kids. That's fine. Next time this happens, just mosey on over to that annoying table and put that shitty parent in their place. Let them know how things are going to be while you're in town. Come back here and let us know how that turned out for you. I'm pretty certain you won't do that; you'd rather talk tough on the internet, and try to insult someone and their children while they are not lookig you in your face. Kobe beef, Bwahaha. You eat sirloin. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. Looks like no one got the joke... |
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Quoted: ...why won't my server let me send a shot of Tequila to the screaming kid? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile What restaurant? |
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Because you should love children no matter how annoying they are being.
And you should feel bad for their parents for all the stress of not doing shit with their kids. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. Then quit mis-representing yourself (and I'm being congenial with that description). You specifically stated in your previous post that, (Hey, just let me highlight it for you, look up.), implying that you had kids and you were "responsible" with them by getting them a sitter instead of burdening yourself and everyone else with them while you went out. You don't have kids, you just hate kids. That's fine. Next time this happens, just mosey on over to that annoying table and put that shitty parent in their place. Let them know how things are going to be while you're in town. Come back here and let us know how that turned out for you. I'm pretty certain you won't do that; you'd rather talk tough on the internet, and try to insult someone and their children while they are not lookig you in your face. Kobe beef, Bwahaha. You eat sirloin. Thanks a bunch for indicating your ignorance as to what I do for kids or humanity in general. The humor of being chastised by a teenaged parent who facilitates the digression of sociology, autonomy and generally acceptable behavior by those who pay the bills is intriguing. I'm tired of being intrigued by inferences made by bleeding heart skinflints of offensive behavior though. |
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I tend to alternate between basically holding my breath and gasping for air. Sometimes breathing through my nose works. Sometimes not.
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. Then quit mis-representing yourself (and I'm being congenial with that description). You specifically stated in your previous post that, (Hey, just let me highlight it for you, look up.), implying that you had kids and you were "responsible" with them by getting them a sitter instead of burdening yourself and everyone else with them while you went out. You don't have kids, you just hate kids. That's fine. Next time this happens, just mosey on over to that annoying table and put that shitty parent in their place. Let them know how things are going to be while you're in town. Come back here and let us know how that turned out for you. I'm pretty certain you won't do that; you'd rather talk tough on the internet, and try to insult someone and their children while they are not lookig you in your face. Kobe beef, Bwahaha. You eat sirloin. Thanks a bunch for indicating your ignorance as to what I do for kids or humanity in general. The humor of being chastised by a teenaged parent who facilitates the digression of sociology, autonomy and generally acceptable behavior by those who pay the bills is intriguing. I'm tired of being intrigued by inferences made by bleeding heart skinflints of offensive behavior though. So, you talk a big game on the internet, but you're not going to call them out in a public place, face to face, while you await your sirloin. Gotcha. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. Then quit mis-representing yourself (and I'm being congenial with that description). You specifically stated in your previous post that, (Hey, just let me highlight it for you, look up.), implying that you had kids and you were "responsible" with them by getting them a sitter instead of burdening yourself and everyone else with them while you went out. You don't have kids, you just hate kids. That's fine. Next time this happens, just mosey on over to that annoying table and put that shitty parent in their place. Let them know how things are going to be while you're in town. Come back here and let us know how that turned out for you. I'm pretty certain you won't do that; you'd rather talk tough on the internet, and try to insult someone and their children while they are not lookig you in your face. Kobe beef, Bwahaha. You eat sirloin. Thanks a bunch for indicating your ignorance as to what I do for kids or humanity in general. The humor of being chastised by a teenaged parent who facilitates the digression of sociology, autonomy and generally acceptable behavior by those who pay the bills is intriguing. I'm tired of being intrigued by inferences made by bleeding heart skinflints of offensive behavior though. So, you talk a big game on the internet, but you're not going to call them out in a public place, face to face, while you await your sirloin. Gotcha. You don't even know what I really said |
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Misery loves company. If the kids suck, the parents probably do, too.
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I'm pretty sure if you bitched about my kids making noise I'd teach both my boys how to "handle" the situation. You let your arms go limp while being arrested for beating the shit out of some asshole who just ruined your dinner.
That being said, if you can't handle your kids, learn. My kids are very well behaved and will follow my every direction because they have a simple structure and discipline in their lives. |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. Hmmmm... Too much subtlety slips Right Past You... Doesn't it... Put your blue balls back in your tightie-whities and read what he is SAYIN' ... Not what he is SAYING |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. LOL. You shouldn't hate your children like that. They are a gift that will be gone too soon. The issue appears to be with you, as suspected. I don't have kids. Yours are likely allowed to fuck with other peoples pleasantries, as suspected. Then quit mis-representing yourself (and I'm being congenial with that description). You specifically stated in your previous post that, (Hey, just let me highlight it for you, look up.), implying that you had kids and you were "responsible" with them by getting them a sitter instead of burdening yourself and everyone else with them while you went out. You don't have kids, you just hate kids. That's fine. Next time this happens, just mosey on over to that annoying table and put that shitty parent in their place. Let them know how things are going to be while you're in town. Come back here and let us know how that turned out for you. I'm pretty certain you won't do that; you'd rather talk tough on the internet, and try to insult someone and their children while they are not lookig you in your face. Kobe beef, Bwahaha. You eat sirloin. Thanks a bunch for indicating your ignorance as to what I do for kids or humanity in general. The humor of being chastised by a teenaged parent who facilitates the digression of sociology, autonomy and generally acceptable behavior by those who pay the bills is intriguing. I'm tired of being intrigued by inferences made by bleeding heart skinflints of offensive behavior though. So, you talk a big game on the internet, but you're not going to call them out in a public place, face to face, while you await your sirloin. Gotcha. You don't even know what I really said Your lack of respect for people you interact with is amazing. Do you actually go out in public? I'm guessing that what you complain about are trips to McDonalds, because you ct like a teenager. Are you 15? |
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Because you shouldn't have kids around when you do that sort of thing. But those of us with some common fucking decency have to pay somehow. It's the Obama way so it must be ok. Before the "deal with what the public offers when you voluntarily go out" crowd - fuck that disrespectful bullshit. ? Breeders should keep their fucking kids at home? I don't get it. What do you mean? What I mean is that it's great that you spawned crotch fruit, it was a difficult living thesis to accomplish that (sarcasm). If you have a quiet kid, no problem. Buy him or her the Kobe ribeye or whatever the fuck you want. But, if I have paid money for a sitter in order to get away from crying aforementioned crotch trophy and you don't have the decency to take your little demon spawn outside when they won't quit screaming, I hope your kid shits on your new couch. |
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I'll bet OP eats his sirloin well done.
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