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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Whatdoes --BATMAN-- need on his utility belt?

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:27:46 PM EDT

Need a new utility belt. What should I include?

Edited to say

I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--!

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:35:25 PM EDT

[#1]

How abouta pair of balls...

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:38:28 PM EDT

[#2]

.....and a bat to go with them!

medcop

NOTBATMAN

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:39:21 PM EDT

[#3]

Branson - may I call you Branson? - The first thing you need on the belt is batcuff and the second is a batarang.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:40:54 PM EDT

[#4]

So you say you want a strap-on...???

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:41:23 PM EDT

[#5]

I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms.

I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:41:39 PM EDT

[#6]

TROJANS!

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:42:09 PM EDT

[#7]

A place to hold your Meds.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:42:39 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms.

I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.

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No, that's Spiderman.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:45:16 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd say rubbers but your wearing a rubber suit.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:46:07 PM EDT

[#10]

a laser cutter deally

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:50:53 PM EDT

[#11]

Ok there are only two things you need......... A MANCARD...and a gay side kick!!!!! Thats it!

Anti might work out for you...;)

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:57:21 PM EDT

[#12]

Ok, here's what you need. An extralarge roll of Duck tape,a set of jumper cables, motor oil, and a bowl of green jello. Go to that "HO"tel in East St. Louis... you know the one, and wait for further instructions.

Posted: 7/20/2002 6:59:57 PM EDT

[#13]

your official Mall Ninja belt buckle of course!

Posted: 7/20/2002 7:03:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Ok...can't tell you anything for the belt....but if you need to learn personal protection....I can teach you how to THUMP the bad guy or gal...

Posted: 7/20/2002 7:12:42 PM EDT

[#15]

An invitation to a costume party so the cops don't lock you in the nut house [whacko]

Posted: 7/20/2002 7:13:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Lets keep him safe from litigation by:

Changing his name from BATMAN to something more
innocuous, like MISTER HELPFUL PERSON.

We'll also need to provide him with some reading materials like:

1) The Pocket Guide To Political Correctness
2) Universal Language Translator
3) You're Gay, But It's OK (The manual)
4) A Laymans Guide to Islam.

__________________________________________
Hey, Where did all the Americans go?

Posted: 7/20/2002 7:13:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
....I can teach you how to THUMP the bad guy or gal...

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Yes, but can you also instruct in the methods of BIFF, SOCK, and POW?

Posted: 7/20/2002 7:39:19 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms.

I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.

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No, that's Spiderman.

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Dude, you absolutly correct.

My bad.

Posted: 7/20/2002 8:57:43 PM EDT

[#19]

An anti-refrigerator penetrating device.....

Posted: 7/20/2002 9:29:03 PM EDT

[#20]

[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/spider.gif[/img]
"This thread makes me feel super and I tingle all over"

Posted: 7/20/2002 11:07:29 PM EDT

[#21]

Lots of cold, refreshing Duff's!
[img]http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/duffman.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_661.jpg[/img]

Posted: 7/20/2002 11:43:21 PM EDT

[#22]

Ammunition for his 10-22, and a holster for his .38.

That's all!

Posted: 7/21/2002 1:06:45 AM EDT

[#23]

oh my lol, I love the spiderman animation.

Posted: 7/21/2002 1:16:54 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/spider.gif[/img]
"This thread makes me feel super and I tingle all over"

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Ouch! My eyes! Spidey meets Peter Pan.....

Posted: 7/21/2002 5:34:04 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--!

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See Class? Here is what happens when you mix more than one controlled substance at a time. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rolleyes2.gif[/img]

Orderly, please take "Batman" back to his room. Make sure the restraints are tightly placed.

[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]

Posted: 7/21/2002 8:31:38 AM EDT

[#26]

Kentucky Jelly....you gots to have ya' some KY!

Posted: 7/21/2002 2:14:46 PM EDT

[#27]

Ummmmm, hows 'bout a "sonic-electronic ball breaker"?

Posted: 7/21/2002 2:59:48 PM EDT

[#28]

Are you sure you're Batman? Or maybe you're one of these guys?

[img]http://www.alexrossart.com/rossreport/oct2001/img/ambigduomockcoverLG.jpg[/img]

Posted: 7/21/2002 3:30:39 PM EDT

[#29]

A glock NOT a 1911

Posted: 7/21/2002 3:48:20 PM EDT

[#30]

--BATMAN-- ASKED

[b]Need a new utility belt. What should I include?

Edited to say

I'm Batman. I'M --BATMAN--![/b]

Use your Garter belt!

Posted: 7/21/2002 3:56:07 PM EDT

[#31]

Thank you for all your suggestions, Alfred has recorded them in the Batlog. Now, Alfred, please continue cleaning the Bat-Bushmaster.

... damn it feels good to be a --BATMAN--!

Posted: 7/21/2002 9:20:23 PM EDT

[#32]

You need to ditch Alfred and get some real help... I haven't seen Carmen Electra doing much these days, she's probably available.... and I'm sure someone on this board has a French maid outfit she could borrow.... [x]

Posted: 7/21/2002 10:20:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Are you sure you're Batman? Or maybe you're one of these guys?

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He's NOT gay--that was just a misunderstanding.

Posted: 7/21/2002 10:31:36 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I would think you need condoms----LOTS of condoms.

I hear BATMAN is quite the swinger.

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Beat me to it...

Posted: 7/21/2002 11:35:04 PM EDT

[#35]

naked pictures of catwoman and batgirl ????

Posted: 7/22/2002 10:19:23 AM EDT

[#36]

How about an inflatable friend for those lonely nights on patrol.

Posted: 7/22/2002 10:26:24 AM EDT

[#37]

Tin foil.

Posted: 7/22/2002 10:54:35 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Tin foil.

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for making hats? [<]:)]

[x]

Posted: 7/22/2002 11:40:27 AM EDT

[#39]

[B]bat man needs:[/b]

a collapsible trapeze

A bull whip (frestly salted)

a damp sponge

jumper cables

a portable generator

and some 60 grit sand paper

[}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D] [}:D]

Posted: 7/22/2002 11:53:14 AM EDT

[#40]

Ammunition for his 10-22, and a holster for his .38.

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Umm, does that mean Imbroglio is batman? I would have never guessed.z

Posted: 7/22/2002 12:02:01 PM EDT

[#41]

1. Bucket of KFC chicken
2. A midget
3. A donkey named pookie
4. Half tube of Preperation H
5. Small box of chic-lets
6. Red Rooster pills
7. Bottle of ripple

Posted: 7/22/2002 12:04:44 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Ammunition for his 10-22, and a holster for his .38.

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Umm, does that mean Imbroglio is batman? I would have never guessed.z

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Branson is this Batman. And other names to be determined monthly by those who own him. You had to be there. [;)]

Posted: 7/22/2002 12:09:15 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you sure you're Batman? Or maybe you're one of these guys?

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He's NOT gay--that was just a misunderstanding.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted: 7/22/2002 2:54:58 PM EDT

[#44]

Well Duhhhh, you need a LEGP 2002 AR-15 and lots of mags

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