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Posted: 7/11/2002 10:56:07 AM EDT
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M14's for sale: 5 dollars each.
Ar15's for sale: 5 dollars each, sorry no post bans available. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 10:56:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Elvis Presley Comes Out of Hiding; Says 1977 "Death" Just Big Misunderstanding"
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Posted: 7/11/2002 11:09:03 AM EDT
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Sorry, I forgot:
“All liberals requested to report to Jonestown for KoolAid” |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 11:12:37 AM EDT
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All liberals requested to report to Jonestown for KoolAid Bring a Friend and Dress is Casual |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 11:19:38 AM EDT
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"CONSTITUTION RESTORED"
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:21:33 PM EDT
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"Rosie O'Donnell found dead. Apparently choked on ham sandwich." [:D]
"Gun Safety Training to be required in all public schools." "National CCW declared." |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:29:21 PM EDT
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"FBI sniper charged with murder in Ruby Ridge case"
"ATF and FBI agents charged with murder in Waco case" "FBI agent fired and charges pending for shooting innocent man in face. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:30:03 PM EDT
[#8]
ilikelegs wins $200,000,000 buys island and 72 virgins.
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:33:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Which 72 virgins?
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:35:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Which 72 virgins? Not the ones you had ! Then they'd not be virgins. Mine will be from Sweden ! |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:36:49 PM EDT
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"Clinton, Reno indicted, prosecuted and now convicted"
"Arafat loses Palestinian election" |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:39:51 PM EDT
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“County Sheriffs jailed for refusal to issue CCWs to good citizens” Good one! In this state, it's the state police that control the concealed carry permits. I'd love to see the "Chief of state police jailed for refusal to issue CCW's to good citizens" headline.z |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:42:53 PM EDT
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Israeli Tanks Sighted on Outskirts of Damascus, Amman and Cairo. Others Sighted Heading SW Across Arabian Desert.
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:50:33 PM EDT
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[size=4]Jesus Christ Returns to Jerusalem![/size=4]
- Millions Witness Extraordinary Event Across Planet - - Tens of Thousands Mourn As For An Only Son - - Graves Disturbed Throughtout World, Dead Seen Walking in the Streets of Cities - - Great White Throne Seen Atop Temple Mount - And the New York Times will also include this statement: - Women and Minorities Affected Most - Note: The reason these headlines will never be seen is simple. The presses will not run that day! Eric The(Maranatha!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:52:13 PM EDT
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"Bin Laden and all of his supporters fall into wood chipper." [:)]
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:56:14 PM EDT
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Bill Clinton Attacks Hillary With Car Keys, Hillary Unsuccessfully Defends Self With Illegal Full Auto M16. Million Mom March Explodes. Film at 11!
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Posted: 7/11/2002 12:59:33 PM EDT
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Gentlemen,
Please alow me this opportunity to participate. "U.S. Agrees To Allow Criminal Prosecution Of American War Criminals In World Court" Perhaps someday soon. One World. Thank You. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:01:32 PM EDT
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"Israelis Give Up, Pull Out Of Palestine --
Sharon Apologizes For His Past, Commits Suicide" |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:26:47 PM EDT
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Congress say OK to NUKES in the war on terror!
KMART Says F#CK Rosie - Buy one handgun, get one free - No waiting period UN, ACLU and PETA disbanned due to lack of interest. Kofi Annan and Geoge Michael to be married in Hollywood Mens Room! Meteor hits earth - Caifornia sinks to bottom of Pacific - Only gun owners survive. Missing sock found in dryer! |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:39:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Meteor hits earth - Caifornia sinks to bottom of Pacific - Only gun owners survive. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! My suggestion: BILL CLINTON RAPED BY JANET RENO! |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:39:38 PM EDT
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"Top Senate Democrats Indicted in Child Pornography Sting"
"Alec Baldwin Dead From Recto-Gerbil Complications, Riot at Funeral Kills Eleven" "Imbroglio Named as President-for-Life" |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:54:12 PM EDT
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President Bush declares open season on Liberals. No bag limit.
Anyone expressing Liberal or anti-constitutional viewpoints may be gunned down at will. For those who want to make it more sporting, bow and arrow may also be used. Criminals going to jail! SCOTUS declares all 20,000 gun laws unconstitutional. All congresspersons who voted for unconstitutional laws will be jailed for Treason. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 2:18:08 PM EDT
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"LIBERAL LEADERSHIP DECIDE UNITED STATES NO LONGER A FIT PLACE TO LIVE, EXODUS TO UNINHABITED ISLAND TO START NEW COUNTRY OF THEIR OWN TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY"
According to our sources, liberals are concerned that "gun toting" conservatives who actually believe in the Bill of Rights and the Constitution are preparing to defend their rights. One high ranking liberal member stated, "being the hypocritical,irresponsible, lying wussies that we are, we figured it was better to get out alive now then wait until s**t really hits the fan!" |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 2:42:11 PM EDT
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>insert first name< Kennedy dies last night as his plane crashes into the UN headquarters in NY!!!!!!!
Feinstein commits suicide with handgun. Fidel Castro died by rabies when bit by a Rabid Rabbit. Top spokesmen of ALF is eaten by stray dog. Earth Liberation Front members died tuesday in a massive Earthquake. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:24:42 PM EDT
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God floods Middle East-"Screw this!" Said God; "It's a lost cause! Those dumbasses had it coming."
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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:32:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: ilikelegs wins $200,000,000 buys island and 72 virgins. ---or---- Supreme Court declares Assault Rifle Ban unconstitutional |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:33:14 PM EDT
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"The South has Seceded Again and the Army of Tennessee is 4 miles from Washington"
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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:38:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: ilikelegs wins $200,000,000 buys island and 72 virgins. ---or---- Supreme Court declares Assault Rifle Ban unconstitutional But of coarse, all my friends are welcome. I will buy them virgins as well. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:40:54 PM EDT
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PRESIDENT ISSUES EXUCTIVE ORDER ALL DRUG AND GUN LAWS REPEALED!
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Posted: 7/11/2002 7:08:23 PM EDT
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"Canada's Gun Control Laws Repealed"
"Liberal's Lose Election Only Hold One Seat In The House of Commons" "Bono Gives All Of HIS Money And Future Earnings To The Poor Peoples of Africa" "Canadian Dollar Hits .99 US!!!!!!!!!!!" "Bill Clinton Tells The Truth" "O.J Simpson Confesses To Double Homicide Receives The Death Penalty" "Charlie Manson Released on Day Parole" "Julia Roberts Celebrates Her 25th Wedding Anniversary" "China Gives Up On Communism, freedom reins on the Mainland" "Japan Apologizes for War Crimes Committed During WWII Offers Too Compensate Veterans Too The Tune Of Billions!" "Ben Stein is Deep Throat" |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 10:50:53 PM EDT
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House passes Armed Pilot bill.
Senate passes Armed pilot bill. Armed pilots kill 5 terrorist and safely land aircraft. |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 11:29:14 PM EDT
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"Sixteenth Amendment Repealed"
-kill-9 |
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Posted: 7/11/2002 11:34:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: Which 72 virgins? I only need one. [img]http://www.superiorpics.com/britney_spears/images/main3.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 7/12/2002 1:08:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: "The South has Seceded Again and the Army of Tennessee is 4 miles from Washington" Rusty, we apologize for the misunderstanding of 1861. To make up for it, you can HAVE Washington, but you have to keep it for 137 years. [:D] |
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Posted: 7/12/2002 3:22:49 AM EDT
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"Local cop wins largest lottery in history"
"Supreme Court overturns machine gun ban" "Fox channel anoounces change to hard-core porn network" |
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