Some of you may have seen this already. The only ten times in the history of the world when using the "F" word was probably acceptable:

10.  "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9.  "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877

8.  "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

7.  "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6.  "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5.  "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo,1566

4.  "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

3.  "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2.  "Aw c'mon.  Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999

And ..  .  .  drum roll .  .  .

1.  "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, Nov.  2001

No,
it was " That F!*~ing bitch Eve that gave me the apple!