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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:29:54 PM EDT
I take too-hot showers and wear knee-length wool socks in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion in the bathroom to use after I shower. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay.
This stuff stinks to high heaven. I've washed my hands five times, can still smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone just to get the smell out of my skin. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:30:44 PM EDT
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What ever sugar bear.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:32:15 PM EDT
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Leave it on and go to the bar
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:33:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:34:26 PM EDT
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Wash your hands with toothpaste. I know it takes the smell of fish off after cleaning a mess
of fresh fish. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:34:30 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? 
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:37:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...  |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:39:08 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...
CLP Cleaner, Lube, and Protectant all in one
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:39:32 PM EDT
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What ever sugar bear. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile 
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:40:22 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...
I bet that stuff would burn. 
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:40:33 PM EDT
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Perfect username...
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:42:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes... I bet that stuff would burn. Yes it would...but it would smell nice..  I love the smell of some fresh Hoppes...  |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:45:53 PM EDT
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Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:52:14 PM EDT
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Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm. http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg I usually use Neutrogena Fragrance Free, only thing I've found that can keep my hands from cracking and bleeding in the winter. Only problem is the stuff costs too much. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:52:47 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...
I bet that stuff would burn. Yes it would...but it would smell nice..
I love the smell of some fresh Hoppes...
I loved the smell years ago. Now it just makes me sick. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:53:59 PM EDT
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Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm. http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg I usually use Neutrogena Fragrance Free, only thing I've found that can keep my hands from cracking and bleeding in the winter. Only problem is the stuff costs too much. Just buy the Udder Cream, you'll thank me later. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:55:17 PM EDT
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So, I guess this isn't something you want to jack-off with...
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:56:58 PM EDT
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I use my wife's Skin So Soft. I made the mistake of dumping about 5 tablespoons in the tub because 1 tablespoon just didn't look like enough.
Good luck getting out of the tub after that. I felt like a greased eel. Finally had to slither over the side and onto the rug because we don't have any hand rails. I smelled like a french whore aftwards. I did find out it makes a pretty good cover scent for deer hunting though. The young bucks don't pay it much attention and the mosquitoes won't bother you as much either. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:59:38 PM EDT
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Watch yer cornhole bud. At least until it wears off.
Danny
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:01:10 PM EDT
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corn huskers oil used to use that when i was working outside in the winters worked pretty damn good and its cheap.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:38:39 PM EDT
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Try this stuff called Udder Cream, works like a charm. http://xb2.xanga.com/3f7f374016c33241465941/z191165852.jpg Good stuff. My hands usually get dry and crack in the winter because I do not wear gloves like I should. This stuff usually helps. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:40:02 PM EDT
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Feeling a sudden urge to wear a miniskirt?
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:46:20 PM EDT
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Be glad it was moisturizer.... My ex BF grabbed a bottle of Nair, thinking it was lotion, to Um...take care of stuff.
OMG it was hilarious! He lit off for the bathroom because his junk was on fire.....!!!!!! He couldn't hold his "junk" to pee for a couple of weeks..... |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:47:50 PM EDT
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Feeling a sudden urge to wear a miniskirt? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Why, you buying? 
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:48:21 PM EDT
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So, I guess this isn't something you want to jack-off with... Not when Astroglide is still being manufactured. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:50:29 PM EDT
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I take too-hot showers with men and wear knee-length wool socks sheer hose in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion KY in the bathroom to use after I shower with men. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay and it's just FABULOUS!
This stuff stinks to high heaven smells devine. I've washed my hands slathered it all over my body five times, can still because I just love the smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone more men just to get share the smell out of my skin. Fixed it. 
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Posted: 1/6/2012 6:53:05 PM EDT
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You gun eat yo cornbread?
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:02:54 PM EDT
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CLP Cleaner, Lube, and Protectant all in one Actually after I handle quickcrete or anything especially muddy, I like to squirt a little WD40 on my hands then wash with regular soap and water. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:14:50 PM EDT
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good stuff
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:41:51 PM EDT
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You'll be OK if you stop now. If you read the fine print, it says the vagina won't start to grow in until after the third application.
I would second the Hoppes recommendation. It's a good solvent and smells pretty. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 7:44:20 PM EDT
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Pics of oiled up legs?
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Posted: 1/6/2012 8:05:17 PM EDT
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Something smells delicious!............Oh it's you.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 8:54:24 PM EDT
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...after I shower...I broke down and used her Oil of Olay... That's right. They don't want to do it at first, but after they get the hose, they rub the lotion on their skin. |
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Posted: 1/6/2012 9:02:12 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...
I bet that stuff would burn. Put some under your arms after you shave your pits, Sugar Tits.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 9:21:42 PM EDT
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Never had dry skin? I rather use Hoppes...
I bet that stuff would burn. Put some under your arms after you shave your pits, Sugar Tits. Will that help prevent ingrown hairs big boy? 
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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:55:16 PM EDT
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Pics of oiled up legs? 
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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:56:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2012 7:06:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2012 8:54:07 PM EDT
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Duluth Trading is your friend.
http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/product/no-crack-16-oz-super-hand-cream-57315.aspx?kw=cream&processor=content Good stuff. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 12:57:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2012 1:47:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I take too-hot showers with men and wear knee-length wool socks sheer hose in the winter, my calves and waist get really dry and itchy. Usually keep a container of fragrance-free lotion KY in the bathroom to use after I shower with men. Ran out last spring, forgot to buy any. Been itching like crazy over the last few days, so I broke down and used her Oil of Olay and it's just FABULOUS! This stuff stinks to high heaven smells devine. I've washed my hands slathered it all over my body five times, can still because I just love the smell it. Thinking of washing with acetone more men just to get share the smell out of my skin. Fixed it. |
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Posted: 1/8/2012 2:12:05 AM EDT
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The line to turn in your man card starts over there ––––––––->
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Posted: 1/8/2012 2:50:59 AM EDT
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I put Nair on my face once. It removes hair, right??? Skin too it turns out.
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