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Posted: 1/5/2012 2:53:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Mein Führer... I can valk!
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Posted: 1/5/2012 2:55:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 2:57:12 PM EDT
[#3]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 2:58:11 PM EDT
[#4]
I refuse to allow you to pollute my precious bodily fluids.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Group Captain, please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsin'
around on the airplane? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:00:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Mr. President, the Russkie talks big, but frankly we think he's short of know how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant pee ons to understand a machine like some of our boys, and that's not meant as an insult Mr. Ambassador. Take your average Russkie we all know how much guts he's got. Just look at all them Nazzis killed and they still wouldn't quit.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:01:00 PM EDT
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:02:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Listen here, Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name...
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:03:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. Best line in any movie ever |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:05:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board! 
My favorite movie of all time! |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:07:40 PM EDT
[#12]
Heck, I reckon y'all wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:08:42 PM EDT
[#13]
If the pilot is good, I mean really good...he can fly that bird so low it will be frying chickens in the barn yard!
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:09:43 PM EDT
[#14]
Fella could have a good time in Dallas Vegas with all that.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:21:28 PM EDT
[#15]
You try any purversions in there I'll blow your head off.
you'll have to answer to the coke-cola company! |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:21:48 PM EDT
[#16]
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral -
Nevermind.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 3:35:58 PM EDT
[#17]
I've been to a world's fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 1:04:46 PM EDT
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Well, I first became aware of it Mandrake, during the physical act of love. A profound sense of fatigue and emptiness followed. Fortunately, I was able to interpret these feeling correctly...loss of essence. I can assure you that they have not recurred Mandrake. Women sense my power and seek out the life essence. I do not avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
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Posted: 1/6/2012 1:13:18 PM EDT
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If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
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