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Posted: 1/5/2012 8:06:03 AM EDT

Start with bacon. Thick cut and peppered is preferred.

Cook until crispy.

Sprinkle with three cheese blend Parmesan.

??????

Profit!

That is all.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:06:38 AM EDT

[#1]

Dip in ranch.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:07:26 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Mother of God.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:07:34 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Dip in ranch.

Fuck that.

Now, dip in melted cheese, that's a winner too.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:08:15 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Ban this man, this isn't a fucking salad.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:08:58 AM EDT

[#5]

I knew you were lying at "I made bacon better"

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:10:35 AM EDT

[#6]

McCormick Caribbean Jerk Seasoning....before you cook.

Trust me, it ain't for everyday, but it makes a kick but BLT

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:17:57 AM EDT

[#7]

don't make it crispy...there it is better without adding anything.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:19:32 AM EDT

[#8]

I think the only true way to make bacon better is to more-bacon it.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:19:35 AM EDT

[#9]

Bans....this thread needs them

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:23:00 AM EDT

[#10]

Thick cut bacon is for posers.

Super Thick Cut Bacon is where the Top Tier is.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:24:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Ban this man, this isn't a fucking salad.

ya right, bacon dipped in ranch is delicious.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:25:31 AM EDT

[#12]

You should be fucking shot for cooking bacon to "crispy".

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:25:43 AM EDT

[#13]

Pic aren't loading

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:26:50 AM EDT

[#14]

blasphemy.

No one can make bacon better.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:26:53 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I think the only true way to make bacon better is to more-bacon it.

True.
Bacon can be pre-baconned then cooked and then re-baconned to taste. It's like vulcanizing a tire except with bacon.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:27:08 AM EDT

[#16]

You can't improve bacon.

You are not a god

Now, wrapping bacon around a jalapeno pepper stuffed with new york super sharp cheddar and placing it on a grill for 10 mins yields good results

Speed

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:27:10 AM EDT

[#17]

The only really acceptable way to dress up bacon is to accidentally let it get into the syrup from your pancakes/french toast.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:27:56 AM EDT

[#18]

bacon goes with ANYTHINIG!

if you dont light you bacon slightly crisp then you are doing it wrong ......if you dont agree I will meet you to fight

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:28:30 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I knew you were lying at "I made bacon better"

They're just making ranch dressing or cheese better.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:31:14 AM EDT

[#20]

The only thing I have ever found that makes bacon better is more bacon.

Take your bacon ghey elsewhere.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:32:39 AM EDT

[#21]

I knew this thread would disappoint

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:33:05 AM EDT

[#22]

Below I will list the ways to make bacon better:

That's pretty much it.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:33:53 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I think the only true way to make bacon better is to more-bacon it.

that's the only way to improve bacon.

I tell my GF that bacon makes everything better; that I could be eating a pig sandwich that was damn good, but add some bacon and it'd be even better.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:34:00 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

I think the only true way to make bacon better is to more-bacon it.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:34:17 AM EDT

[#25]

dip it in pancake syrup

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:34:42 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
bacon goes with ANYTHINIG!

if you don't like your bacon slightly crisp then you are doing it wrong ......if you don't agree I will meet you to fight

Correct and I stand as second to that duel if there are any heathen takers with their toothless mouths that require gooey bacon.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:36:31 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
blasphemy.

No one can make bacon better.

I did.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:36:35 AM EDT

[#28]

Did you wash it first ?

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:38:58 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

I knew you were lying at "I made bacon better"

No shit.

"Hey, you know that thing that is PERFECT??? Well, I found a way to make it better!!!!!"

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:49:13 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Thick cut bacon is for posers.

Super Thick Cut Bacon is where the Top Tier is.

haha not even. uncut whole belly is where its at

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:49:37 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Start with bacon. Thick cut and peppered is preferred.

Cook until crispy.

Sprinkle with three cheese blend Parmesan.

??????

Profit!

That is all.

The bacon made the cheese better. Not the other way around. Nothing added to bacon makes it better.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:52:50 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Are you from Nebraska??

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:53:39 AM EDT

[#33]

What is it doing? It ruins it!

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:55:09 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Pic aren't loading

NO.... we are good.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:56:00 AM EDT

[#35]

Ban bacon

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:56:04 AM EDT

[#36]

Bacon isn't good no matter what you to do it.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:56:09 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Fuck that!!

Maple syrup bitches!!!!!!!

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:56:09 AM EDT

[#38]

OP might have made it better.

Chicken fried bacon makes it best

with milk gravy on the side.

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:56:40 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
dip it in pancake syrup

OMG, bacon is a SUPERB way to improve syrup!!!

Quoted:
Bacon isn't good no matter what you to do it.

Choke yourself!

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:57:33 AM EDT

[#40]

I only put MORE bacon on my bacon

Posted: 1/5/2012 8:58:38 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I think the only true way to make bacon better is to more-bacon it.

True.

Bacon can be pre-baconned then cooked and then re-baconned to taste. It's like vulcanizing a tire except with bacon.

Ouch... my sides hurt from laughing at this...

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:09:07 AM EDT

[#42]

I fry my bacon in bacon grease then take the new grease and fry more bacon........it just keeps getting better.

GM

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:20:53 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Ban bacon

If the goberment bans bacon, then the Republic is truly dead.

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:29:02 AM EDT

[#44]

Bacon wrapped in bacon is how you make bacon better.

BWBWBWB

I do call bs on the turkey bacon crap. If it is not swine, it is not divine.

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:47:37 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dip in ranch.

Fuck that.

Now, dip in melted cheese, that's a winner too.

cover in breadcrumbs, then deep fry the whole thing

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:51:55 AM EDT

[#46]

Blasphemous thread is blasphemous.

Posted: 1/5/2012 9:55:23 AM EDT

[#47]

Easy-E you'll be goddamn lucky if Blue_Falcon doesn't call you to the pit over your "better bacon" allegations. He's the bacon guru of Arfcom.

Posted: 1/5/2012 10:00:59 AM EDT

[#48]

beer cheese sauce or bacon filled pretzels with the same beer cheese sauce.

Posted: 1/5/2012 10:01:07 AM EDT

[#49]

Now dip in warm bacon grease!

BACON UP!!

Posted: 1/5/2012 10:06:27 AM EDT

[#50]

Real Parmesan or fake stuff?

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