THE GEORGE W BUSH Virus... (Causes your computer to think it won
 the election even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)

 THE ALGORE Virus... (Causes your computer to just keep counting)

 THE  CLINTON Virus... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO
 memory)

 THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of
 an old floppy)

 THE LEWINSKY virus...  (Sucks all the memory out
 of your computer, and then emails your best friends about what it
 did)

 THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (Saves your data, but forgets where it
 is stored)

 THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about
 illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing
 files in the background and rhyming it all)

 THE MIKE TYSON virus... (Quits after two bytes)

 THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100
 lb, and then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200)

 THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files)

 THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your
 processor doesn't care)

 THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)

 THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, leaves,
 but will be back)

 And last but not least...............

 THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
 inch, floppy, then discards it through Windows)

[whako]


Any More??

You heard that Bobbit was at it again, didn't you??  She attacked her new boyfriend but he moved just in time to save his hard drive..  She got his leg though..  21 stitches..  They charged her with a class 3 missedaweiner..[:D]

edited cause I still can't reach all the pedals.