The Earth will run out of water by 2025, followed by massive flooding caused by global warming

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Posted: 9/30/2011 6:47:38 PM EDT

At least, according to a professor of mine. She doesn't like me very much after I asked her to explain how.

But anyway, the real question is what are you doing to prepare?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:11 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm on a boat.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:34 PM EDT

[#2]

Start building an ark.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:03 PM EDT

[#3]

Steal her weed

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:05 PM EDT

[#4]

oh yeah ..... that ain't happenin

doesn't she know the world is gonna end in 2012 ????

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:25 PM EDT

[#5]

If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:38 PM EDT

[#6]

We're going to run out of water....then have a flood?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:41 PM EDT

[#7]

Masturbate and eat Pizza.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:41 PM EDT

[#8]

What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Shut up.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:04 PM EDT

[#10]

How will there be a flood with no water?

Damn beat.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:31 PM EDT

[#11]

You should warn the dean about your mentally unstable and potentially dangerous professor.

The culprit:

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:47 PM EDT

[#12]

Finally get to see Thor's Twins.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:06 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?

We gonna get flooded in peak oil.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:18 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Because Global Warming! So shut it!

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:37 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

How will there be a flood with no water?

Stop making it complicated. People like you are the reason we will never save the environment.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:57 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Illegal aliens?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:55:33 PM EDT

[#17]

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:05 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:13 PM EDT

[#19]

Well, its about as likely as every other global flood that we've ever had.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Professor of what?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:07 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.
Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:32 PM EDT

[#22]

brawndo has what plants crave

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:32 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:59:55 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

I figured it would be because gravity suddenly got turned off.
Then when they turn it back on all that water would fall back to Earth.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:01:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.

Well tell her she's a medical marvel for being able to function without a brain.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:03:44 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.

I'd probably get thrown out.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:03:54 PM EDT

[#27]

somebody please explain to me how college educations are regarded so highly

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:05:20 PM EDT

[#28]

...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:05:40 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.

I think the front of her brain fell off.

She needs to be towed out into the environment.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:12:15 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
You should warn the dean about your mentally unstable and potentially dangerous professor.

The culprit:
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj105/callatov/Divided_by_zero.jpg

^^ this

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:23:20 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

I'm on a boat.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:24:36 PM EDT

[#32]

Time to drink our own urine!

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:27:27 PM EDT

[#33]

As soon as water becomes too expensive (provided the government doesn't dick it up with subsidies), de-salinization will become cheap.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:29:12 PM EDT

[#34]

What an ass

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:31:06 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

That is the hypothesis used as the core dogma in that atheist religion. Al Gore Junior did attend divinity school. Didn't graduate

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:31:24 PM EDT

[#36]

Water cycle, how does it work?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:34:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.

Extra points for quantification of the HUGE energy fluxes associated with water EVAPORATING at the surface (where it is warmest) and condensing at altitude (where it is cooler, much cooler at 20,000 feet and higher). Smash her world by comparing that energy to solar radiation.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:01 PM EDT

[#38]

That should read "FRESH, CLEAN and SAFE DRINKING water".... I'm not so sure of that date. Seems a tad early.
The problem isn't the earth is running out of any resource.... But the earth is over populated.
Too many humans is the real problem.
Ask your Professor and some of her students to please help the earth by ending their lives.
Sounds like the sooner the better.

We have lots of salt water, that take a bit of work to desalinate. IF global warming is really a problem in the future then the "flooding" will come from melting ice caps and glaciers.

But if the earth warms up, won't we have more heat.... more heat more evaporation... and more rain. Rain, the earth's way to desalinate.

But until we stop over population, everything else is just a mote point. Maybe a nice thermal nuclear war.... bye bye Iran.... bye bye Pakistan... I'm sure we can find a few more worthless turd trap counties to add to that list.

Just think of the sunsets.

I see a nice bumper sticker.... "Save the Earth... help a liberal commit suicide."

Isn't College great....
I remember when I tried to explain to my fellow classmate that the dogs the homeless guys walk around with are not so much for companionship as a meal-on-paws. Luckily my Professor had some concept of reality and agreed with me.... but only after class. I got a A+... I always wonder if the Professor thought he might end up a meal too.... The GI Bill didn't go that far, guess I looked hungry.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.

I had a geology professor say that WWIII would be fought over water.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:46 PM EDT

[#40]

Ask dumbass about the principles of Conservation of Mass and Conservation of Energy. If all the water is going to disappear, then where is it going? How?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:43:19 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
oh yeah ..... that ain't happenin

doesn't she know the world is gonna end in 2012 ????

Yeah watch and see, we are gonna get the fuck tard Odumbo voted out of office, with a new POTUS that will take us out of all this hardship, make our country the greatest nation on the planet again, we will all be able to have good jobs, make all the money we want and be setting fat and sassy again, and then the Mayans calander is going to jump up and kick the worlds ass.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:44:03 PM EDT

[#42]

For some reason I started humming "Boats 'n' Hoes" from Stepbrothers.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:46:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Steal her weed crack.

FIFY.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:47:15 PM EDT

[#44]

Her brain is dehydrated.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:48:00 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.

That sucks I live in Oregon.... We's got lots of water.
And guns and ammo.

Hope I can still shot straight in 2030 I'll be 71, can we start earlier?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:48:26 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.

Idiot. Ask her the last time the Cuyahoga River caught fire.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:49:52 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?

Al Gore's tears?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:50:53 PM EDT

[#48]

That's not how water works.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:51:05 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.

Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

hopefully she is not a science professor