Ah, a blushing new bride.

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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:38:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:40:29 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the bride has never seen anyone faint before.

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:41:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Knee locker!

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:42:23 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the bride has never seen anyone faint before.

BITCH RUINED MY WEDDING!

Shes over there crying while her maid of fucking honor is face planted. Nice.

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:42:26 PM EDT

[#4]

Damn, she hit HARD!

That's what you get for locking your knees...

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:43:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Junior bridesmaid at my first wedding did that. Flat on her face.

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:47:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Hard headed wench.

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:47:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Maybe it was just me, but what the heck is up with the whole "live porn video chat" crap that popped up on me?!

Perhaps a NSFW tag may be appropriate for this thread, thanks to pop-ups that somehow snuck past my pop-up blocker?

ETA: Upon further review of the page with the video on it, it would appear that a porn-related banner ad is at the top of the page, and I must have inadvertently clicked on it or something. Just a heads up to be aware of where your mouse is if you have a lazy pointer finger that likes to randomly click on crap (happens all the time with the small ads here).

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:57:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Talk about whiplash!

Posted: 9/29/2011 7:58:12 PM EDT

[#9]

It's nice to see the bride concerned........and all that

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:00:06 PM EDT

[#10]

I didn't LOL

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:00:22 PM EDT

[#11]

I commend her on a proper slow motion face first fall.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:00:41 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Maybe it was just me, but what the heck is up with the whole "live porn video chat" crap that popped up on me?!

Perhaps a NSFW tag may be appropriate for this thread, thanks to pop-ups that somehow snuck past my pop-up blocker?

ETA: Upon further review of the page with the video on it, it would appear that a porn-related banner ad is at the top of the page, and I must have inadvertently clicked on it or something. Just a heads up to be aware of where your mouse is if you have a lazy pointer finger that likes to randomly click on crap (happens all the time with the small ads here).

Same thing happens when you type in Blacksonblondes in the address bar....

Interwebz, how do they work?

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:03:44 PM EDT

[#13]

damn, she prolly dented the floor, she fell so hard

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:06:35 PM EDT

[#14]

she was just planking

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:12:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Im going to hell.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:13:49 PM EDT

[#16]

THUD!!

I was expecting it to be the groom.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:15:14 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

THUD!!

I was expecting it to be the groom.

I did too. He wobbled a little bit so I thought it was him.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:16:38 PM EDT

[#18]

I can have livesex with the popups

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:19:05 PM EDT

[#19]

I'd hit it harder than the floor did.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:23:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Thats the kind of woman I want for the rest of my life. Worthless in a minor incident.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:24:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Thats the kind of woman I want for the rest of my life. Worthless in a minor incident.

+1

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:25:30 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Thats the kind of woman I want for the rest of my life. Worthless in a minor incident the kind that goes down in a hurry!!!.

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:26:26 PM EDT

[#23]

The only thing longer then a Catholic wedding is a Catholic funeral.. She probably just passed out from fucking starvation

Posted: 9/29/2011 8:28:58 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
The only thing longer then a Catholic wedding is a Catholic funeral.. She probably just passed out from fucking starvation

A friend of mine (who posts here) told the guy who officiated at his wedding that if they weren't married within three minutes of the bride walking down the aisle, there would be no paycheck. Best wedding I've been to yet.