I couldn't think of a better title for this thread. I will be labeled as a sexist pig by many here for stating what I truly believe is fact.
A woman, having been raised by American culture standards, is not equipped with the necessary tools to identify, assess, comprehend, visualize, process, evaluate, and logically arrive at a satisfactory solution to any situation outside the realm of shopping and decorating.
The only women I have ever known who could systematically arrive at acceptable conclusions were lesbian. So that don't freakin' count.
I wish I'd had a daughter so I could have taught her at an early age the value of critical thinking in relation to simple shit like gravity, force, mechanics, spatial awareness, and the cause and effect relationship in regards to acceleration.
I blame the fathers of every girlfriend and both of my wives (ex included) for not putting in the effort to raise a daughter who could make it outside of Barbie's World.
/rant.