I knew IT!! one of the flight attendants pissed off the Ninja who was riding the flight in disguise--probably didn't give him any extra peanuts.   (--I bet he was disguised as the Swiss, those Ninjas are SNEAKY).  He flipped out, cut everyones head off, and cut the plane into 4 pieces to hide the evidence, and used a wing to surf back to Japan.

Totally SWEET!!!

(Sorry, making light of a disaster like this is intended to lighten the mood--I do feel sorry for the friends and family of the passengers and crews.)

I wonder if this will affect some of the TWA800 conspiracy theorists ideas on the possibility of a 747 breaking up while in flight.


....unless, of course, it REALLY was Ninjas!

Sounds like a successful conclusion to a Red Chinese surface to air missle test.