Jalapeno Cheese Squeezers

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Posted: 4/30/2011 7:21:57 PM EDT

Anyone ever see these? How are they? They are only $0.49 each at my local mil surplus store.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:24:29 PM EDT

[#1]

wtf is a squeezer?

this must be a poop thread

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:25:14 PM EDT

[#2]

those things give me a chubby

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:26:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
those things give me a chubby

That's HAWT.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:30:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Used in prison cooking when the guys don't want to go to the chow hall or when it's a late night and they get to watch a movie and make snacks.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:34:09 PM EDT

[#5]

in prison it is pure gold, for non correctional folks, not worth it.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:36:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Inmate burrito ingredient. Dorritos or fritos, cheese squeezer maybe a chunked up pepperoni stick. Add hot water to dorritos still in the bag, crush up to make a paste. Roll it out like a tortilla, add other stuff roll it up...inmate burrito.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:42:40 PM EDT

[#7]

You lost me at squeerzers.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:47:02 PM EDT

[#8]

Am I the only guy in this thread that doesn't know shit about prison food?

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:49:26 PM EDT

[#9]

It's like the little packet of cheese spread or peanut butter that comes in an MRE. You can eat it, but they taste like shit.

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:50:38 PM EDT

[#10]

Food + Surplus Store =

Posted: 4/30/2011 7:51:15 PM EDT

[#11]

There is nothing good to be found in "hydrogenated soy oil"

(and it has a lot of sodium, too)

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:39:18 AM EDT

[#12]

So, has anyone actually eaten this stuff?

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:41:35 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Am I the only guy in this thread that doesn't know shit about prison food?

Nope.

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:48:39 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
There is nothing good to be found in "hydrogenated soy oil"

(and it has a lot of sodium, too)

About 20 percent of the US RDA of sodium (2400mgs) in a serving.

It's a small heart attack in a pouch, which is squeezable.

ETA: CHRIST, I didn't see there were FOUR servings in that packet. The whole thing is over 70 percent of the US RDA for sodium. That CAN'T be good for anybody.

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:59:08 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Am I the only guy in this thread that doesn't know shit about prison food?

Don't feel left out.

The only thing I know about it is the same contractor sells produce to the prisons and the school system here.

Posted: 5/1/2011 7:17:28 AM EDT

[#16]

Same stuff, but different package, that they put in MRE's?

Posted: 5/1/2011 8:05:50 AM EDT

[#17]

They hand em out at the Boy Scout ranch out in New Mexico too, but yea same shit as in MREs

Posted: 5/1/2011 3:30:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
So, has anyone actually eaten this stuff?

I've eaten the MRE stuff but not the one pictured. I friggin' love it!

Posted: 5/1/2011 3:52:25 PM EDT

[#19]

Try it.

I put mexican cheese dip on most everything I eat.

It's basically the same thing.

Posted: 5/1/2011 4:38:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Okay, people.

I now have a hankerin' for this stuff. Plan to infiltrate the supermarket in around 15-20 minutes. What is the closest thing I can find to the MRE stuff?? I have never seen the OP's thingy before.

Does Easy Cheese make a jalapeno cheddar flavor?? What are my options, people!!

Game of Thrones snack enjoyment is at stake!