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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:25:51 PM EDT
Just got a new housekeeper.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:26:52 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:27:43 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:27:50 PM EDT
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Just got a new housekeeper. Do you get sleep over benefits? |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:28:37 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:29:01 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. Ex wives can be very good at that also. 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:30:15 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:34:43 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. But to get half of it she'd need the law on her side. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:35:43 PM EDT
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This reminds me of Mudfish's thread.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:36:28 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. Ex wives can be very good at that also. very true. 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:36:56 PM EDT
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again!
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:51:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? I'll bet he has one of those male tramp stamps that he struts around and flaunts as a jiz target.  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:55:06 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. At least she won't use the family courts to do it. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:55:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:05:29 PM EDT
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Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:07:55 PM EDT
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Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
That did?? What about the post about the jizz target?? |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:13:05 PM EDT
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The ghey housekeeper responses are FoW. Hilarious.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:13:59 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:48 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. If it's less than half his shit he's making out. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:36:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? That did?? What about the post about the jizz target?? Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh. The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a groaner. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:39:52 PM EDT
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What are her teeth like?
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:41:21 PM EDT
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But that house keeper might steal your stuff. I watched my mom take 3 husbands to the cleaners and she never once cleaned the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor? "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:44:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: What are her teeth like? almost worthy of a poem. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:45:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? That did?? What about the post about the jizz target?? Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh. The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner. fixed it for you  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:47:13 PM EDT
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Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? That did?? What about the post about the jizz target?? Well, the first one was quick, simple and just made me laugh. The jizz target quip was just a wee bit too much for me. More like a moaner. fixed it for you  
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Does she do any plumbing on the side, I could use a good pipe cleaning. I'll send her your way |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:54:50 PM EDT
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Now that one caught me off guard. Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting?
That did?? What about the post about the jizz target??
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:58:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? I bet his name is Agador |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:59:23 PM EDT
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again! This. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:01:15 PM EDT
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Fail, I married a housekeeper.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:01:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Does he take his shirt off for you while dusting? I bet his name is Agador the homosexual posts are a bit |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:02:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Fail, I married a housekeeper. ahahahaha. sorry bud. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:03:11 PM EDT
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What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!!
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:26:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: What the Fuck kind of Twisted, Degenerate kinda Fuckin Thread is This!!!! gd is a bunch of degenerates |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:28:59 PM EDT
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wat
no pics? |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:49:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: wat no pics? not yet |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 7:59:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:01:56 PM EDT
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wat no pics? not yet So where in Mt are you ? |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:03:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: wat no pics? not yet So where in Mt are you ? Northwest. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:04:39 PM EDT
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I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again! Yep. Imma have to go with this. 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:06:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: god damn you married folk are depressing.Quoted: I'll never get married again. Considering the current wife, I don't care if she shits gold, never again! Yep. Imma have to go with this. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:08:37 PM EDT
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He loves pretty teeth
Going to start ARFCOM Thread Haters gonna hate |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:10:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: wordHe loves pretty teeth Going to start ARFCOM Thread Haters gonna hate |
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