Okay, so I turned 40 last November, and on top of chronic arthritis in both knees and other assorted ailments I've had since childhood, I now have the following new problems:
1. Eyes turning bad.
Having a difficult time with open sights on all my rifles, especially the M1A. The new glasses don't help a heck of a lot, where they always helped in the past.
2. Skin tags.
My father had them, now I have them as well, starting last year. Time to get out the razor.
3. Wart on finger.
I had a wart on my right index finger when I was a kid. One day, I took a knife and cut it off, it healed, and I never saw it again. Last year when I turned 39, after 30 years, it came back! So, I cut it off again and a couple of months later it came back again! I get the feeling the old immune system isn't what it used to be.
What's next? Lordtrader penis syndrome?