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Posted: 1/29/2011 5:19:38 PM EDT
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? If you dont walk barefoot on hot coals you dont have a hair on your ass! Just kidding, dont do anything to hurt yourselves please. |
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fall asleep by the fire and wake up in the morning with melted shoes
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Last time I was hammered near a fire, some dope smoking punk started flapping his gums at me and nearly got thrown into the fire. That was a long time ago, when I was an angry drunk. I've mellowed alot since then.
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? Step #1: Put the laptop away... |
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Piss on the fire. Already did it!! Exposed sausage around a drunken camp fire. Good times. |
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Take pics of any hot girls that are there and post them here.
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See who has the highest pain tolerance?
Just kidding, don't do that. |
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Quoted: If you fart into the fire then you won't have hair on your ass.Quoted: Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? If you dont walk barefoot on hot coals you dont have a hair on your ass! Just kidding, dont do anything to hurt yourselves please. |
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? Step #1: Put the laptop away... This. Disconnected from the tubes. |
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Here's our fire. http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/ryan_s78/2011-01-29_21-25-51_134.jpg That's a regular five-alarm you've got there. |
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Dude, that isn't much of a fire. You're not standing next to it.... |
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Dude, that isn't much of a fire. You're not standing next to it.... If you aren't getting flames 20 feet into the air,you aren't trying hard enough. You need to scrounge up some railroad ties or something. |
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels. Russian for duck. |
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels. HA! |
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Just remember, no matter how fast you think you are, you cannot dump a 1lb can of blackpowder into a fire and escape the fireball, unsinged.
Ask me how I know! |
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1. Toss your lighter in the fire without anyone knowing
2. Wait 3. ?????? 4. Profit |
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Dude, that isn't much of a fire. My sentiments as well. |
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Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do? You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels. Russian for duck. Must get Moose and Squirrel...whatever...find them a vowel or two. |
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Huh, we had two hot lesbians coming over for a 4 wheeler ride and wiener roast, but sickness in the family caused them to turn around and go back before they even got here.
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With no Hot broads around , all you got is a Broke Back campfire......
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"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute. "Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life |
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Fuck, I'm fucking hammered. I'll let y'all know how it went tomorrow. Damn I'm drunk!!!! Y'all have a good night.
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If the lesbians show up there, let me know.
On second thought, I don't wanna know, I'll be pissed. Third though, let me know, I'll be on my way. |
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Quoted: These are. One I dated in school a LONG time ago. Her GF is HOT with big juicy juggies.Quoted: "Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute. "Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life |
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Wait before you go, find a 5 gallon bucket fill it with blackpowder, .22lr, and wieners, then get one of the lesbians to ride by on the moose and throw the whole concoction on the fire while the duck watches.
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I've seen better fires on a 2 year old's birthday cake. You need to represent for GA!
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"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute. "Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life You live in Illinois. |
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