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Posted: 4/29/2002 11:15:05 AM EDT
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Easy Fix.
First, unplug keyboard from computer, Second, walk to kitchen, get large knife from cupboard. Third, get cutting board and cut off finger just above fingernail. Then come back to computer, plug keboard back in, and wait for further instructions. I have to go to see my therapist about logging on to this board. When I get back, I will tell you the rest. |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 11:28:47 AM EDT
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[b]STOP IT>>>YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!![/b]
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 11:37:52 AM EDT
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Quoted: Easy Fix. First, unplug keyboard from computer, Second, walk to kitchen, get large knife from cupboard. Third, get cutting board and cut off finger just above fingernail. Then come back to computer, plug keboard back in, and wait for further instructions. I have to go to see my therapist about logging on to this board. When I get back, I will tell you the rest. before you cut anything, make sure youre holding the keyboard upside down over the sink. it's very difficuly to get blood out of the keyboard. |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 11:43:46 AM EDT
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Make sure you cauterize the piece left on the keyboard, so it decays slower. This will give you plenty of time to get a new one.
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Posted: 4/29/2002 11:59:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Second, walk to kitchen, get large knife from cupboard. Third, get cutting board and cut off finger just above fingernail. I don't haaaaaave a big enough knife. Caaaaan I use the baaaaaayonet on my post-baaaan.... never mind. |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 12:09:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Second, walk to kitchen, get large knife from cupboard. Third, get cutting board and cut off finger just above fingernail. I don't haaaaaave a big enough knife. Caaaaan I use the baaaaaayonet on my post-baaaan.... never mind. Knock Knock... [b]BANG![/b]............ATF! |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 12:49:58 PM EDT
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just rip the key off the keyboard
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Posted: 4/29/2002 12:53:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: just rip the key off the keyboard Then I'll be logging into [url]www.r15.com[/url] |
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Posted: 4/29/2002 12:57:41 PM EDT
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ffffffffukkin'-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, that's fffffunny!!! [;D]
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Posted: 4/29/2002 1:13:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: just rip the key off the keyboard Then I'll be logging into [url]www.r15.com[/url] |
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