You know those snooty women who wear those shirts with an arrow that says My eyes are up here?

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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:10:52 PM EDT

Well, they actually want you to die early.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:11:57 PM EDT

[#1]

i knew it!

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:12:27 PM EDT

[#2]

I knew there was something sinister behind those shirts!

Actually....there is probably something really great behind those shirts....

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:12:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Mirrors in the gym it's a win win

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Pretty silly of them to think I'm looking for their eyes.

Just sayin'.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:52 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
i knew it!

Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:13:54 PM EDT

[#6]

This along with the study that regular ejaculation prevents prostate cancer means I will live forever!

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:14:25 PM EDT

[#7]

What about touching them or ****ing on them, what does that do for a guy.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:15:10 PM EDT

[#8]

Or.......

Men who are healthier have higher levels of T.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:16:13 PM EDT

[#9]

Hell, it always makes me feel pretty good. I believe it.

What does staring at their legs and asses do?

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:16:20 PM EDT

[#10]

If boobs despensed fine wine then I would never show up for work.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:17:17 PM EDT

[#11]

Well whadaya know. I'm a health nut after all...

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:17:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

i knew it!

Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.

AHHHH I hate that bullshit!! My wife tried that shit with me when were just trying to conceive. I don't even like the damn cats and there I was dumping their shit and piss everyday. Fuck that.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:18:23 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm Going to live forever!

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:18:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
You know those snooty women <...>

Nope.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:20:26 PM EDT

[#15]

Now where did that pokies thread go? Off to the BOTD and back to my bunk.

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Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:33 PM EDT

[#16]

...a 10-minute ogle at women's breast's is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

And no MRSA.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:35 PM EDT

[#17]

So can you get it as a course of medical/health treatment?

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:22:44 PM EDT

[#18]

I hate this clown SOOOO much, but I couldn't resist

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:23:28 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab344/MustardTiger2009/snootyshitheel1.jpg

I hate this clown SOOOO much, but I couldn't resist

lol..I thought of that too.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:24:21 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Hell, it always makes me feel pretty good. I believe it.

What does staring at their legs and asses do?

I'm with you on the underlined part, I'm more interested in those parts, but I do like to gaze at boobs too, it's just that the other "parts" are more interesting to me.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:27:01 PM EDT

[#21]

Now when my wife mentions exorcising, I'll just tell her that we need to take a walk in the mall and hang out in front of Victoria's Secret.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:27:36 PM EDT

[#22]

How are women like rocks?

The flat ones get skipped.

Here's to living forever!!

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:36:23 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Well, they actually want you to die early.

http://www.researchut.com/blog/images/an_eyeful_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away.jpg

I've always known the ladies hated me. This proves it. They want me to die**

**Stated only semi-satirically.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:40:08 PM EDT

[#24]

Almost all of them have plastic boobs, no thanks.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:40:54 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Now when my wife mentions exorcising, I'll just tell her that we need to take a walk in the mall and hang out in front of Victoria's Secret.

If your wife mentions exorcising, she's telling you that you're possessed.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:43:27 PM EDT

[#26]

Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.

Posted: 10/28/2010 1:55:34 PM EDT

[#27]

I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.

Posted: 10/28/2010 2:21:37 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.

That is why they wear bounce capable clothing.

Posted: 10/28/2010 2:50:19 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.

I need a shirt that says.

"I'm not looking at your eyes."

Posted: 10/28/2010 2:58:10 PM EDT

[#30]

Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:01:35 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I always look at their eyes to make sure they see me looking at their boobs.

They tend to give you a little more bounce when you do.

I'll lock eyes with them to be sure they don't notice my hand sneaking up for a quick feel.

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:34:12 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I knew there was something sinister behind those shirts!

Actually....there is probably something really great behind those shirts....

+oo

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:37:46 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i knew it!

Some flat chested prude tried to blog and say it was a lie, just ignore that if someone here posts it. IT is just a smear. Probably from the same camp of the women who invented the "We can't change the litter box when we are pregnant" excuse.

AHHHH I hate that bullshit!! My wife tried that shit with me when were just trying to conceive. I don't even like the damn cats and there I was dumping their shit and piss everyday. Fuck that.

I solved that problem right away. I just picked up the whole box, and set it out on the back porch. My wife protested, and asked me "Where's the cat supposed to pee?". I said in the box. She said, "what about when she's inside the house?'. I said "She won't be.", and I threw the cat out for the next 9 months. She wasn't happy about it, and neither was the cat, but they both got over it.

My wife just told me the other day that we are expecting again, and she came to the part about where she wanted me to tend the cat box. She was going on about how it's not so bad, and it's just a little cat pee, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth. All the while she was talking about it, I got up, made my way to the spare room where the cat box lives, picked it up, carried it out the back door and set it on the porch. When I came back in the room, she saw what I had done, and I said to her, "I'm sorry, were you saying something?". Well, no pie for me for a few days, but also no cat shit for the next 9 months either. And no cat. I think I win.

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:40:33 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Well whadaya know. I'm a health nut after all...

ME too!

Women who don't want to be looked at should dress ultra conservatively(BURKA). I never understood the clothing being an invitation and then getting mad because I took them up on it.

You put 'em out there, I'm lookin' !

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:43:40 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2009/09/obama_biden3-300x235.jpg

Dude, keep that shit out of a tit thread.

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:44:22 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Staring at two boobs ain't doing a damn thing for me.

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2009/09/obama_biden3-300x235.jpg

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:46:04 PM EDT

[#37]

This thread is lacking boobs to stare at for my health

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:50:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

That word makes me think of chicken,let's not try to church it up.....Jumblies.....please.

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:50:30 PM EDT

[#39]

I remember reading this some time ago.

It actually makes sense, as a infant breast were a source of comfort.

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:58:38 PM EDT

[#40]

So a nightly visit to the titty bar is very good for my health. That's good to know.

I'll be poor but healthy.

CJ

Posted: 10/28/2010 3:59:30 PM EDT

[#41]

I would make it a point to look down at her tits in an obvious way. Like Arsenio Hall looked down during the entire interview with Elvira

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:02:26 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

That word makes me think of chicken,let's not try to church it up.....Jumblies.....please.

Sorry, I'll go fix it.

Jane

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:15:08 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?

Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.

I'm in trouble now,aren't I?

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:31:33 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?

Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.

I'm in trouble now,aren't I?

You, punkin? Never.

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:40:05 PM EDT

[#45]

( o ) ( o ) <––––––––––––- make me

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:48:29 PM EDT

[#46]

I have several bras. All with underwires and some with gravity defying support.

I don't buy those to keep men from looking.

Posted: 10/28/2010 4:55:28 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Personally, I long ago made my peace with the fact that most boys like looking at breasts tits. This has actually worked to my advantage in the past.

Jane

ETA: Better, cheri?

Much better,flesh zepplins,mighty milkers,boobs,sweater puppys,and a host of others would have been acceptable too.

I'm in trouble now,aren't I?

You, punkin? Never.

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