Saw a live morning TV show in the U.K. decades ago. One of the guests was a naturalist who had brought this ferret named "Jiffy".
Naturalist (retired major type – pipe smoker)
Host: Young go-getter, trendy type.
Host: "So what have you brought in for us today?"
Naturalist: "This is Jiffy. He a young ferret" – handing ferret to host. Ferret immediately dashes around host's neck, climbs on his head. Host gingerly takes hold of Jiffy and holds him on lap, stroking ferret.
Host: "Well, he's certainly a frisky little guy. Tell me...JESUS CHRIST!...Wow! That fuf, fuh. That hurts!" – as Jiffy sinks his teeth into fleshy part of host's hand (on live TV). Host's notes going flying in the air.
Naturalist: "Oh, yes. You've got to be careful with ferrets, you know." Leaning back, puffing his pipe, apparently completely unconcerned. Makes no attempt to interfere or help.
Host: "Yeah, but look at the little basta'...he's got his teeth..." – Close-up of Jiffy, eyes twinkling, teeth sunk deep into host's hand, blood seeps from hand on to floor. Host is restrained from strangling cute little Jiffy on live TV, but would clearly love to. – Host: (wincing), We're gonna take a break RIGHT NOW!"
One of the best things I've seen on TV.